If you’ve been
jerking off for years and years and your technique is getting a bit stale,
allow me to introduce you to the end-all be-all method of masturbation. There
is one technique so powerful that it practically stumbles into the realm of
tantra. That’s right, I’m talking about edging. Learn it, love it. Live life on
the edge, baby.
So if you
don’t know, edging is a type of masturbation that goes like this: you
continually bring yourself as close as possible to orgasm, but then cease stimulation.
Then once you’ve settled down for a few moments, you start strokin’ again.
Rinse and repeat this cycle as many times as possible. Inevitably, you’ll get
to the point where you can no longer control the urge to not cum and you’ll
have the best explosive jizz storm you’ve had in a while.
Some of you
veteran gays may be thinking, isn’t this common knowledge? And sure, there’s a
good chance you practice edging already, even if you didn’t know the term
existed. Teasing and denying ourselves of orgasm is something we do naturally
without even thinking about it. You’ve probably been having anal sex and and
automatically slowed down the pumping a bit when you feel yourself close to
cumming but want to keep going. The logic of edging is that you harness this
impulse to its most extreme potential by delaying the orgasm as long as you
can.
There seems to
almost be a direct ratio between how long you build up to and how badly you
want it, and how amazing the orgasm is. Good things come to those who wait.
This type of patience and foresight will get you far in life--whether you’re
just jerking off or planning for you future, delaying your sense of immediate
gratification is a useful skill to learn. So, the next time you jerk off, try
to edge yourself a few times before you cum and see what it can do for you
life!
Of course now,
some of you may be thinking, well isn’t the logical conclusion of this all that
the best way to masturbate is to just keep edging forever and literally never
cum? To be in a perpetual state of arousal, riding the wave pleasure through
life? And to that I’d say, maybe you’re on to something…
Nope. It's fun when you do it with someone. But alone? Nope. Not that entertained. Just do it and get to the point... then go on with your day. Didn't like it? Well, you can always try again in 30 minutes.
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