By Cleon T. Day, III
You're so ugly, but I like
the size of your dick.
Would you mind putting this
sack over your face?
What I can see, I can't
erase.
It would be different, if
you could do a trick!
Yeah you're so ugly, but I
like the size of your dick.
Would you cut off the light
so I can be turned on.
It looks like a long
chocolate Ding Dong.
I'm gonna eat so much of you
that I might get sick!
Ah huh, you're so ugly, but
I like the size of your dick.
Could you fuck me from the
back?
Oops, did I hear a mirror
crack.
I'm an automatic, but you
can shift your stick!
Dayum you're so ugly, but I
like the size of your dick.
Could you see you way out?
No, I ain't giving you
mouth to mouth.
Tell you what I'll do, I'll
give your ass a lick!
I would just get blind drunk;). No reson to be rude.
ReplyDeletewondering if I should have edit this...
DeleteI thought it was rather funny:)
Deletenow that you mention it, I do see the humor after reading it again
DeleteLMAO The SHADE! You see this so much in porn though. Guy so ugly but his dick is appealing. There's a limit to ugliness I can tolerate, sometimes even a big dick cant help him lol
ReplyDeletesometimes? hmmmmmmmmmm
DeleteHaving begun my 'journey' late in Life and in a very sparsely populated region, I had to rely on the hook-up sites in order to get some action. I never shut the door on pre-screened potential suitors (or visa-versa), figuring that once around the block with someone who didn't physically appeal to me wouldn't taint me forever. Even ugly guys have feelings and I am no porn star myself.
ReplyDeletewe all have done a few 'ugly' men in our day and it didn't kill us like u said
DeleteLOL, hilarious! :D
ReplyDeleteIKR!
DeleteOh, and by the way - I am the kind of a person that care more of the face rather than the dick size, but I still like your poem! ;)
ReplyDeleteNOTED :-)
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