· Guest Judges: Julie Brown
and Downtown Julie Brown
· Mini-Challenge: Style a cuddler into
a red carpet ready look for an Us Weekly fashion
face-off
· Mini-Challenge
Winner: Alyssa Edwards, Detox, Roxxxy Andrews
· Main
Challenge: Celebrity impersonations in a Match Game-style
setting
· Challenge
Winner: Jinkx Monsoon
· Main
Challenge Prize: Custom jewel package from Fierce Drag Jewels
· Bottom Two: Detox and
Lineysha Sparx
· Eliminated: Lineysha
Sparx
The shadow of the double elimination
looms large over the remaining contestants as they enter the workroom to review
the fresh banalities lipsticked onto the mirror. Roxxxy in particular is
feeling the pressure. She thought for sure that a daily dose of Rolaskatox
would grant her immortality, but the only recipe for legendary longevity is
Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent, darling.
In what is fast becoming a trend, no
one expresses regret that the eliminated ladies aren’t there anymore. With two
less people around, there’s that much more room to hurl insults, so Jade and
Alyssa fill the space with longer, sharper claws. A word to the wise, Ms.
Jolie: Alyssa might not have a 26-inch waist, but you might not either in ten
years, so maybe keep your body shaming to yourself. The thing these young kids
forget about being 22 is that it only lasts a year.
Providing a much-needed break from
the antagonism, the jaunty credits sequence jumps in, followed by an equally
jaunty SheMail, and then an even jauntier real live RuPaul. She’s dressed like
the bellhop in a 1940s farce and comes bearing fittingly zany news: the girls
will be customizing fleece garments (referred to here as “cuddlers” because
they could afford to buy Snuggies but not to call them by name, apparently) for
a step-and-repeat “Who Wore It Best?” challenge.