It's still early in the season, so the sky's the limit for the top
13. There's a growing divide between the edgy, looks queens and the more
theatrical competitors, but tonight's airline-themed episode tested dance
moves, lip syncing skills and fashion sense. It was the kind of challenge that
favors well-rounded performers.
Before we take off on the next episode, ladies and gentlemen,
please direct your attention to our rankings of the remaining queens,
remembering the nearest exit may be AFTER THE JUMP ...
It was a strange night to say the least. First, there was possibly
the worst mini-challenge of all time. The queens had to serve face will being
blasted with leaf blowers, courtesy of the pit crew. That’s it. They all
essentially looked the same, so it's not exactly clear what the judging
criteria was. (Plus, special guest judge, Moby?) Then the main challenge was a
pretty intense routine with a stewardess edge. Not quite acting, not quite lip
sync, it was as close to performance art as this show has ever come. This
week’s runway looks (serving jet-set eleganza) were a little rushed, with no
punny commentary from the judges. It made me realize how much I appreciate
their sassy analysis (analysass?).
So who deserves to be bumped up to first class? Here are our
rankings:
1. My love for Ginger Minj only continues to grow.
While her runway look was a little off for the challenge, her make-up and hair
has been on point. She’s a pro. In the performance, she served all kinds of
theatrical faces. But what’s endearing me most to Ginger so far is her ability
to be the perfect voice for the audience. She gave much needed reality checks
to both Violet (“Of course she was going to judge you, it’s her job!”) and Miss
Fame (“You don’t have to evoke emotion and 1-2 step all the time”), and her
line about her basement flooding when she met Jamal Sims was priceless.
2. Is it just me, or does Trixie Mattel have a
little crush on Miss Fame? There was a little canoodling (which Ginger called
out, “You two cuddle up a little too much for my comfort, I need an adult”),
but even when Miss Fame had her teary breakdown (more on that in a bit), Trixie
was there rubbing her chest. She toned down her clown make-up for the
performance and I loved how she served some Jetson-Set eleganza on the runway.
3. The middle of the pack this week mostly blended together, with
only a few standouts. Among them, Mrs. Kasha Davis. This
classically campy queen shined during her scat breakdown and, sure, her runway
look wasn’t knockout. But it also wasn’t the pedestrian disaster Visage made it
out to be.
4. I’d like to see more of Max, but I’d also like to see more from Max.
The gray, old Hollywood thing is interesting, but it feels a little one-note.
5. I’m expecting big things from pretty, prettyPearl, but,
so far, she hasn’t had the chance to shine. She looked great on the runway, but
otherwise she’s been a little in the background.
6. Considering the size of her part, Jasmine Masters did
what she could with the performance. She’s got an energy that comes through
whenever she’s on screen, but her runway look was a bit of a letdown. Will she
be able to elevate her look to the level of that personality?
7. Despite her warnings of a previous injury,Jaidynn Diore
Fierce did just fine in tonight’s performance. Her blow-up pilot
seduction was even one of the biggest (if not cheapest) laughs.
8. The crowded field tonight meant little screen time for Kennedy
Davenport. I know she can dance up a storm, but I’m a little worried that
some of the dramatic challenges (i.e. Snatch Game) are going to be
a big stumbling block.
9. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. I guess I was just too
optimistic when I placed Miss Fame at the top of my rankings
last week. She struggled to move her body like, well, like a human being at all
during the performance. Visage was being kind when she said she was stiff.
She’s practically made of stone. It felt a little early to devote so much time
in this episode to her backstory, especially when we still have so many queens
to get to know.
10. Katya certainly deserved to lip sync this
week, but I don’t think it bodes poorly for her moving forward. She completely
flubbed that opening monologue, but I still think she’s a strong contender for
the crown.
11. #SorryNotSorry that I just cannot stomach Violet
Chachki. First, she kicks off the episode mad that Michelle Visage dared to
critique her look during the judges’ critique. (Twitter reacted
hilariously to Violet's Visage hate.) Ms. Chachki is also constantly
backtalking all the other queens. If the team captains don't want last week’s
challenge winner on their team, she’s got to have a real rancid personality.
12. Still not impressed, Kandy Ho. I can’t even
remember what part she played in the performance, and her runway look was a
snooze.
13. Farewell, Sasha Belle. Even though it was only week
two, it was still somehow long past your time to go. And, gurl, take that
knock-off Lady Bunny wig with you. Buh-bye.
How would you rank the queens last night?
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