If there is
one thing we can all agree on this year, it’s that better sex is a definite
must. Even if you spent the last year having the most amazing sexual
experiences of your life - there’s always room for improvement. So let’s all
find out how to have better sex this year because what’s the point of living if
you aren’t cumming wonderfully?
PICK BETTER
PARTNERS
Umm, no shit,
right? When the only qualification you have for a partner is that they’re
breathing...chances are you aren’t going to have the greatest sex. Yeah, one or
two may surprise you but having UHmazing sex is all about knowing who your
partner is. Or at least know more than the name they have on their profile.
GO OUTSIDE
YOUR BOX
If you almost
always go for the same type of partner, you’re closing the door on so many
missed opportunities. Step outside your dating/fucking comfort zone and cast a
wider net. You may discover some things about yourself that you didn’t know
before. Perhaps your “type” wasn’t so much your type, but what was easiest.
Challenge your sexual appetite this year.
FORGET THE ‘U
UP?” TEXT
Don’t let
those fuckboys get the best of you anymore. Their dicks may be golden but what
they’re doing to you is full-on counterfeit. It’s not healthy to be toyed
around with, especially sexually. There’s no way you should let someone who
treats you solely as a booty call run your hormones like that. So the next time
a guy sends you one of those, hit delete, block, and move on with your bad
self.
INCORPORATE
TOYS
Toys in the
bedroom are nothing to be scared of. A buttplug here, a vibrator there (yes,
men can vibrate just as much as a woman - it’s called equality people!). So
don’t be all prim and proper when it comes to that arena because you never know
what toy box find will elevate your orgasms to new levels if you don’t go ahead
and try a few out!
GET WILD WITH
LOCATIONS
While we all
love to be in our own beds, it can get a little stale when it comes to sex. So
this year, go out and get fucked somewhere new. Even a hotel room can spice
things up because it offers you the chance to take on not only a whole new
locale but also persona. Yup, we’re talking about the world of role-playing.
ROLEPLAY
Speaking of
roleplaying...if you’ve found that being yourself hasn’t been getting the trick
done then be someone else! From a naughty professor to a boss who needs to have
their files checked ASAP, let those imaginations run as wild as your dick
wants.
MASTURBATE
MORE
For some, sex
is more fun when it’s a party of one and we get that. Who knows your body
better than you? Well, that’s almost always the case. What masturbation does is
allow us to get to know now only where on our body gets the most results but
exactly how and what. Yup, explore your porn choices and then when you’re
ready, share them with your partner. Watching porn together, yes, please!
PORN
EXPLORATION
We just talked
about this, but we really can’t stress how important it is to watch porn every
once in a while. Yeah, we know it gives us these outrageous sexual expectations
but come on...we aren’t prudes around here. We love watching a good orgy and
fuck sesh as much as the next. That’s why we want you to watch, learn a move or
two, and then take what you’ve learned and implement it into your everyday
life...well when you’re fucking. Don’t think your coworker wants to fuck just
because they called a meeting with you in their office. That could end up an HR
nightmare!
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
All nice ideas. Waiting for the world to catch up so I can go back into 'business'. This shut down has dulled my game.
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