WE ARE 9 YEARS OLD TODAY!

We are 9 years old today.

Thank you for staying with us along the journey.

1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries,

809 Islands, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People

a~n~d 
You Still Heart My Blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

4736 blog entries and can safely say that I have now amassed a body of work that can safely be called "pointlessly unique." In the history of literary efforts, there has never been a literary effort quite like this one. Okay, literary might be pushing it, but I don't think I'm engaging in hyperbole when I say that it's highly unlikely my achievement will ever be duplicated, let alone surpassed. Why?

Well, most of the bloggers that left have better things to do and those of us that are left (a goodly number), are simply compelled to vomit up daily offerings of painfully personal, petty, mock-metaphysical, self-congratulatory, rage-filled, and regretfully sarcastic entries that occasionally haunt us forever, but I digress.

Anyway, I wanted to use this momentous entry to celebrate my accomplishment because, well... no one else was jumping up to do it :-)