I AM...

I am whatever YOU think I am until YOU get to KNOW me. This is true for everyone else too, of course.. so don't make assumptions about anyone or pass judgment; ask questions. You might just make a new friend.


Friday, February 6, 2009


  1. Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

  2. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

  3. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

  4. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

  5. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.

  6. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

  7. Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.

  8. Classic: A book which people praise, but does not read.

  9. Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

  10. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

  11. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

  12. Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

  13. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

  14. Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

  15. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

  16. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

  17. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

  18. Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

  19. Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

  20. Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

  21. Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

  22. Father: A banker provided by nature.

  23. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest. Except that he got caught.

  24. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

  25. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

  26. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

  27. Love affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.

  28. Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

  29. Divorce: Future tense of marriage

  30. Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


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