MISCONCEPTIONS N’ MISDEMEANORS

MOST HETERO MEN THINK THAT A GAY MAN IS __________________ .

¿WHAT KIND OF LESBIAN ARE YOU?

Do you know what kind of lesbian you are? Did you know there were different varieties of lesbian? Some people take these labels pretty seriously. Others like to joke about them. Here are the three most common lesbian terms:

A BUTCH – is a woman who is strongly masculine in character and dress, who tops her partners sexually (and sometimes emotionally), and who does not wish to be touched genitally. Not all stone butches identify in female terms, some are known to identify with male pronouns, and many stone butches do not identify themselves with lesbian or within the lesbian community. A common partner for a stone butch is a Femme. Butches are very diverse in emotion and sexual expression.

A STEM –

is a woman who exhibits some stereotypical butch lesbian traits without fitting the masculine stereotype associated with butch lesbians. These traits may or may not include short hair, clothing that was designed for men, and masculine mannerisms and behaviors. Soft butches generally appear androgynous, rather than adhering to strictly feminine or masculine norms. In the spectrum of gender expression among lesbians, a soft butch lies closer to a butch lesbian than to a lipstick lesbian.

A FEMME – is a woman that society considers to be a TYPICAL woman—a feminine woman in appearance and behavior. Though @ times she can be seen as AGGRESSIVE, she is still LADYLIKE in persona. She is normally the one that bottoms sexually and does not wish to touch the genitals of her BUTCH partner.

¡PUSSY IN YO FACE!

Today @ work I accidently walk in on my boss on the bathroom...I think she was doing No. 3 (a piss and dropping the kids off @ the pool)...anyways you should have seen the look of HORROR on her face...serves her right for being such a B!TCH.

GROWING PAINS...

As most of strive for GROWTH in the New Year, we will come to find that it is NOT easy. Indeed, many of life’s lessons can be painful OR difficult. Yet, such challenges are often the ones that present the most opportunity for SPIRITUAL growth. This initiation for growth will come in many forms. A job we don’t want to spend another day at, a broken heart that feels as if it will never heal, or a long and painful illness. How about the challenges that can be just as scary because we are being called to step up to the plate in ways that we may think we are not yet ready for…overcoming our fears in order to realize a lifelong dream, leaving behind a situation OR people in our life that we may have outgrown, or moving across the world for our dream job OR life partner. This year will test us unlike any other we’ve encountered in our past. Undoubtedly most of us will feel UNCOMFORTABLE, FRIGHTENED and UNSURE of what to do. However, I believe that God does NOT give us more than we can bear AND he is ONLY seeking to encourage us to grow. As we experience our share of GROWING PAINS this year, all we need to do is put one foot in front of the other, as we work through the challenges of life. This year we maybe asked to let go of OLD safety measures, shift OLD patterns of behavior, OR step into the abyss of the unknown. When we do rise to the occasion, we end up better off for having made that journey. Not only do we end up learning and growing, but we inevitably become more compassionate to the challenges of others and wiser in the ways of the world. Our faith in the universe also grows because, ultimately, we can’t help but realize how much we are supported and taken care of at all times. When we are in the midst of a growing period, it is not easy to see our reward, but it is there, waiting for us to grow big enough to reach it.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY is a 1996 song by R&B singer R. Kelly. The song was written, produced and performed by R. Kelly. It was the theme song of the movie Space Jam. The song was #2 on the Billboard Hot 100, #1 on the R&B Singles chart, and number #1 on the UK charts. This song won 3 Grammys and ranked #406 on Rolling Stone's list of the 500 Greatest Songs of All Time. This is R. Kelly @ his finest as he show cases his talents. This song will forever be popular because of its positive message and I hope it takes you places beyond your eyes…

A B!TCH MAKES A DIFFERENCE

So it’s been a week since the darkness came into the light, and it came with such a vengeance that it seems that its purpose is to divide N’ conquer…seek N’ destroy. The honeymoon is DEFINITELY over because my B!TCH of a boss has returned! The person that reminds me that I am LIVING paycheck TO paycheck, as she takes PRIDE in EVERY opportunity to try and make me look bad… Obviously, she doesn’t want my success to come @ her expense. No matter because my eye is STILL on the prize and she will NOT deter me. No man is an island but this B!TCH surely thinks that she is because her focus is HER and HER alone. I guess it REAL lonely @ the top and she likes it that way, but why shit on me AND tries to take advantage of me @ EVERY turn? I mean damn she and she ALONE controls the books, she and she ALONE know what the company has…she and she ALONE is responsible for the financial health of the company…I am but a mere squirrel just trying to get a nut and I would bet the farm that sooner rather than later this company will feel the ripple effect of her ways. So she can give me all the impossible task and try to take advantage of me, I know why I am in this world and she cannot alter OR change my path in any shape OR form. I am the key to my wealth and what I can contribute for company supersedes what I am doing @ this one. The company that I will give my all to is the kind of company that listens to ideas and treat their employees as a great human beings…UNTIL SUCH TIME I WILL WORK @ THIS COMPANY AS LONG AS THE UNIVERSE ALLOWS…TALK ABOUT AN HONEST DAY’S WORK…BEING A PROFESSIONAL ANAL SEX PRACTITIONER IS LOOKING REAL GOOD RIGHT ABOUT NOW…

¿FREEDOM OR SUPPORT?

¿BOXER SHORTS?

¿BOXER BRIEFS?

¿HIP BRIEFS?

¿BRIEFS?

¿THONGS?

¿JOCKSTRAPS?