Eating ass is tricky business, and you can run into a shitload of
trouble (pun intended) if ill prepared.
Check out 10 ways you can improve your journey down below.
Nobody wants leftovers when it comes to tossing salad. You can wipe
all you want, but best practice requires soap and water. Remnants are not
desired. If you can’t handle a good thorough clean, at least get yourself some
baby wipes and run a couple past your ass. You don’t need to be leaving anyone
with something that makes their stomach ache the next day. If you’re thinking
of trying this out on your partner, plan wisely. Don’t ask them to go clean up,
just do it when you know they're prepared.
There’s a lot of discussion and disagreement about the bush on the
front side. Some people trim, others
don't. But in the back, nobody wants a forest to be rummaging through. That can
lead to a lot of extras being left behind for unwanted discovery. Hopefully you don’t find a hairy ass. It's
best to lead by example and groom regularly. Cut that shit back. (Side
note: There are some guys that love a
jungle safari so ask first.)
You don't need to use Clorox, but there are ways to freshen up.
Don’t think you need to run out to the local waxing shop to see who has a
bleaching service, but it might be worth closing your bedroom door from time to
time and bending over with a mirror to see what it looks like back there
(especially if you’re seeing skid marks on those skivvies.) Do it in private
and no one will know. And if you think you look a little discolored, discreetly
find a local shop that can freshen you up. Just tell someone you’re going in
for a "whitening." Hopefully they’ll think you mean for your teeth.
Before you go in for the gusto, tease the butt. You’re working your
way around your partner's body everywhere else, reach around and let them know
you’re interested. And don’t be surprised if they do the same to you. This lets
each of you delicately test the waters and see how your partner responds. You
might feel a tightening of their body, and you might want to tighten up the
first time they try it on you. But, loosen
up. Let it go. Once you feel how good a
light rubbing of the sensitive butt can be, you’ll be more likely to let them
take it further, and they’ll likely let you work your way all around their body
too.
This is not an area to bite. You sure don’t want to be bitten, so leave
your teeth in your mouth when you’re trying to entertain your lover. The
delicacy of the butt is what makes this enjoyable. There are a lot of nerves
back there. Go slow, go easy, and remember: No Teeth.
You know how to grab a hold of an ass and squeeze it tightly. Part
of the enjoyment is the overall experience. You need to make room to get your
tongue where you need it to go and in doing so, let your partner feel your
strength through your hands. When they're looking to pleasure you, think about
it in the reverse. They might not be as strong as you, so, again loosen up.
Give it a chance. And, if you’re really down with it, help out by holding your
legs back a little. Be prepared to not want them to stop once they start.
There are a lot of folks who want to skip the appetizer and go for
the main course way too quickly. It's easy to just want to get your fill when
you're that hungry. But, before you go trying to get that good feeling by
selfishly satiating your own desire, share the love a little and prep. You’ve
likely learned your lesson on the front side by this point—if you prepare
"it" a little before, it’s more enjoyable for everyone. That goes for
the back-end, too. The same skills that have been mastered with your tongue on
the front are likely to benefit both sides. Savor your dinner, don't just order
dessert.
Don't suffocate in the booty. You'll be working hard down there,
trying to breathe through your nose as your lips and tongue do the work. Take a
minute to catch your breath and make it about your partner. When you do so, it
doesn't seem like you're overworked or giving up. Ask them how it feels, if
they're enjoying it, and what else you can do to please them. And then, take a
deep breath like you're about to jump in an Olympic-size pool and try to swim
the whole length under water and go back down for more.
Gas does not belong. Let it rip before you get together. Take a
pill to stop it. Do what you need to do. Farting in someone’s face might be the
worst thing that could happen (well, the precursor to the worst) and it’s
easily avoidable. So, if eating butt is something you’re considering, limit the
amount of Mexican food you have and stay away from the beans.
This is something that should already be happening. We’ve got to
the point now where hopefully everyone has realized eating butt isn't that out
of the ordinary. And hopefully you’ve also come to understand how good it can
feel. You have some pointers, which you can show your partner, rather than tell
them. And when it comes to the back-end and a little extra enjoyment, it's
another great time for hands on the balls. Like usual, a little extra help in
that area adds a lot of extra sensitivity that leads to that full-body good
feeling.
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