Manspreading
is a portmanteau that describes the seated position men take in which they
confidently and masculinely spread their legs. The posture is often
exaggerated, and the goal seems to be to take up as much space as possible.
It's the polar opposite of the dainty, feminine leg cross. Manspreaders can't
help but draw attention, and yes, another effect is that the bulge becomes
profoundly emphasized.
Manspreading
got cancelled because it seems to represent the worst of "toxic
masculinity." This dude really thinks he deserves three seats on the metro
just because he has massive thighs? Manspreaders are perceived as being rude,
selfish and overbearing. But, let's examine the other side other coin.
Certainly, in
certain contexts manspreading is absolutely a social faux-pas. In crowded
public areas, subways, restaurants, etc. dudes need to just chill with going
spread eagle. But manspreading in a vacuum or when seating is in abundance is a
totally innocuous act. It's a victimless crime when the posture doesn't intrude
on the space of others. In fact, it's hot AF.
Guys who just
naturally gravitate toward a manspreading sitting position are undeniably sexy.
It's a sign of masculinity, dominance, and usually means there's something
massive between his legs that needs room to breath. And when hunky dudes spread
and let everything show, I mean... who doesn't enjoy the sight? A hot guy
manspreading is enough to make my mouth water.
There's a time
a place for everything. I like watching men masturbate, but if it's on the
subway, then that's a completely different story. Manspreading itself is a
beautiful mannerism and that makes us instantly horny. But if you're
intentionally manspreading to be an asshole, well, that's just a bad look hun.
Stay spread, men!
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
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