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Monday, October 31, 2011

AMERICAN HORROR STORY MARATHON: ARE YOU GONNA WATCH?
















FX will air a special Halloween marathon of the
new hit drama "
American Horror
Story
" featuring the first four episodes of the series on
Monday, October 31 beginning at 10:00 PM E/P.









In addition to the Halloween marathon, series
Co-Creators and Executive Producers Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk have produced
a special two-part Halloween-themed episode in honor of the horror-filled
holiday; the first hour aired Wednesday, October 26, at 10:00 PM ET/PT and the
second airs Wednesday, November 2, at the same time.Feature film star Zachary Quinto (Star
Trek) guest stars in both episodes as one of the house's former owners.









"American Horror Story" revolves
around the Harmons, a family of three who moved from Boston to Los Angeles as a
means to reconcile past anguish. The all-star cast features Dylan McDermott as
"Ben Harmon," a psychiatrist; Connie Britton as "Vivien Harmon,"
Ben's wife; Taissa Farmiga as "Violet," the Harmon's teenage
daughter; Jessica Lange in her first-ever regular series TV role as
"Constance," the Harmon's neighbor; Evan Peters plays "Tate
Langdon," one of Ben's patients; and Denis O'Hare as "Larry
Harvey." Guest stars for the series include Frances Conroy as the Harmon's
housekeeper, "Moira"; Alexandra Breckenridge as the Harmon's
housekeeper "Moira"; and Jamie Brewer as Constance's daughter
"Adelaide."









Listed below are episode descriptions for the
AHS Halloween Marathon on Oct. 31:













-Episode 1
- "Pilot" 10:00 PM E/P (original air date October 5, 10PM E/P) - A
therapist moves his wife and teenage daughter across the country to escape
their troubled past. The Harmon family quickly discovers their new home comes
with its own kind of baggage. Written by Ryan Murphy & Brad Falchuk;
Directed by Ryan Murphy.








-Episode 2
- "Home Invasion" 11:10 PM E/P (original air date October 12, 10 PM
E/P) - Vivien and Violet find themselves in a dangerous situation eerily
similar to a past event.  Ben goes back to Boston to fix a mistake.
Written by Ryan Murphy & Brad Falchuk; Directed by Alfonso Gomez-Rejon.







-Episode 3
- "Murder House" 12:10 AM E/P (original air date October 19, 10PM
E/P) - After putting the house back on the market, Vivien learns about its
first residents.  Ben's visitor causes him to further unravel.  Constance
and Moira's history is revealed. Written by Jennifer Salt; directed by Brad
Buecker.







-Episode 4
- "Halloween, Part 1" 1:10 AM E/P (original air date October 26, 10PM
E/P) - The line between the living and the dead blurs on Halloween.  Two
of the house's previous residents give the Harmons decorating advice. Written
by James Wong; Directed by David Semel.




THE DAHL HAUS PRESENTS: HALLOWEEN...































13 GAYEST HALLOWEEN MOVIES EVER










Dark, twisted
tales that feed our need for revenge. Sexy scenes with hunky young bucks all
desperately yearning to get laid. Gory sights and demented deeds that are so
over-the-top they border on camp.







These are the
staples of fright flicks, and though society may suspect that gays shy away
from horror and violence, the truth is that we love it in films that speak to
our unique sensibilities. So in honor of Halloween we compiled a list of our 13
favorites. We skip the standards like Rocky Horror and Death
Becomes Her, and instead go for the obscure, the fun, the quirky, and the
gayest of them all in hopes of inspiring your movie-watching ways this October
31st.







So sit back,
cuddle closely with your man (or bestest girlfriends) and enjoy the
show.









Rope (1948)
Inspired by real-life convicted killers (and lovers) Leopold and Loeb, Rope is
Alfred Hitchcock’s gayest film ever. It features a gay couple (played by John
Dall, and bisexual Farley Granger at his most luminous), a dinner party,
witty repartee, and a body hidden in a stylish piece of furniture. Sounds like
summers in Fire Island to us.












What Ever
Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)




Cast two gay icons—Bette Davis and Joan Crawford—as crazy /
tragic protagonists, then have them abuse one another while performing at level
10, and you’ve got one of the most camptastic movies ever made. The dialogue is
deliciously mean, the hatred between these two actresses leaks off the screen,
and because the characters’ bitter back-story creates a strong foundation you
have a solid film rather than one of those “so-bad-it’s-good” features gays
love so much.







Best served in a crowd of drunk gays who can truly appreciate
the dark humor.







Mad Monster
Party? (1967)




Rankin-Bass, creators of the animated Christmas classic Rudolph,
the Red-Nosed Reindeer, gayed up this stop-motion monster mash with groovy
dancing, Broadway-worthy songs and Phyllis Diller as the Frankenstein monster’s
bride. Diller also has a bitch brawl with Baron Boris von Frankenstein’s (Boris
Karloff) assistant Francesca that preceded Krystle and Alexis’ pond smackdown
by nearly two decades. BTW, Francesca is a drag-worthy hybrid of Christina
Hendrix’s figure, Ann-Margret’s hair, Kathleen Turner voice, and Angelina Jolie’s
femme fatale fierceness.










Andy Warhol’s
Dracula (1974)




Andy Warhol produces, Udo Kier drinks blood and Joe Dallesandro
goes shirtless. ‘Nuff said.










Carrie (1976)
Along with Baby Jane, Mommie Dearest and Showgirls, Carrie is
one of the films with dialogue most quoted by gay men. Gems like “I can see
your dirty pillows,” to a screeching “They’re all gonna laugh at you!” and
“They’re called breasts, and every woman has them...” have become part of the
secret language of gays. And Carrie’s prom night-mare has become pop culture
shorthand on TV shows from Ugly Betty to RuPaul’s Drag Race.










Nightmare on Elm
Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge (1985)




New Line Cinema’s second schlep up to Elm Street is bursting at
the seams with homoerotic imagery and undertones. It features openly gay actor
Mark Patton as Jessie, a teenage boy Freddy Krueger tries to possess in order
to leave dreamland and continue his killing spree in the real world.







Even before the film’s writer, David Chaskin, admitted to
including the screenplay’s gay subtext in the 2010 documentary Never Sleep
Again: The Elm Street Legacy, Nightmare 2 had been herald as the
ultimate homo-horror flick for years by countless fans.







A film about a boy struggling to repress “something” inside of
him would have been enough to brand Nightmare 2as an obvious gay allegory.
However, it’s the moments following Jessie’s trek into a gay leather bar—where
he discovers his P.E. coach—that rank this film among the gayest of all time.
After all, tying up your coach in the locker-room showers and snapping his bare
ass with a towel before you kill him from behind will earn you that kind of
reputation.










Beetlejuce (1988)
Aside from featuring Alec Baldwin at the height of hotness, Tim Burton’s Beetlejuice has
enough camp to be welcome at any homo-Halloween haunt. The film’s quirky style
has held up amazingly well since it debuted over 23 years ago, and Winona
Ryder’s Lydia Deetz is a queer cinema classic. From the interior decorator
played by the late openly-gay actor Glenn Shadix to outrageous musical numbers,
there isn’t much about this film that isn’t gay.










Elvira, Mistress
of the Dark (1988)




The Queen of Halloween’s first
feature film has become a gay camp-classic for all the reasons that made Elvira
one of the biggest gay icons of all time. Over-the-top in every way possible,
from the costumes and sassy one-liners to the big musical number ending stuffed
with hunky shirtless male dancers, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark is
the
 Showgirls of Halloween movies.










Hocus
Pocus (1993)


This poor film has a bad reputation, and some of it is deserved.
The movie is about time-displaced witches who fly on vacuums and sing songs,
and the kids who must set things right. But it’s also a delightfully fun bad
movie, comes from Disney and director Kenny Ortega (famous for the High
School Musical franchise), and stars gay faves Bette Midler, Sarah Jessica
Parker, and Kathy Najimy (fresh of her stint in Sister Act). No, it’s not
brilliant filmmaking, however it works for babysitting, if you’re in the mood
for something light, and if you can mix a potion of vodka and… well… anything…
to go along with your screening.










Scary
Movie (2000)




This send-up of classic horror films has some of the most
quotable lines in movie history. Like when Brenda (Regina Hall) picks up a
phone call in a packed movie theater:







“Hello? Hey girl! Ah, I'm in the movies!
Uh-huh, yeah Shake-a-speare in love! Ohh-ohh! You lying! You lying!”










It’s also got some super snacky guys, including the clueless and
closeted Shorty (Marlon Wayans). The joke was never about his orientation but
that his denial ran deeper than a killer’s knife, elevating the gay punch line
to a new level.










House of
Wax (2005)




The brilliant minds behind this remake were quick to exploit the
movie’s most marketable moment. Paris Hilton’s now-famous death scene was the
furthest thing from a closely guarded plot point, as promotional t-shirts and
posters reading “See Paris Die May 6” upstaged the film long before its debut
in theaters. The end of Paris is the main reason the film makes this list, but
it earns extra points for the inclusion of hotties Jared Padalecki and Chad
Michael Murray as well.













The
Covenant (2006)




Abercrombie & Fitch goes supernatural in this good warlock
vs. bad warlock fantasy/horror flick starring models-turned-actors Steven
Straight (10,000 B.C.) and Taylor Kitsch (Friday Night Lights), as well as a
pre-shag Chace Crawford. Between that and this picture, do you need any further
explanation on why you should rent it?










Piranha (2010)
This knowingly camp remake of the 1978 low-budget Jaws wannabe is
more about guffaws than gore, although there’s plenty of the latter. But this
version ups the queer factor with Elizabeth Shue’s single-mama-grizzly-sheriff,
and Jerry O’Connell’s shirtless porn producer douchebag. Plus, there’s that
scene with O’Connell’s penis (SPOILER)... and the piranhas (SPOILER)... doing
those things that piranhas do...







Did we mention this movie got a (full) release in 3D?








MONDAY MUSICAL MOTIVATION: IN THE DARK







American
electro-pop artist Dev - aka the 'Like a G6' girl - has chosen The
Cataracs-produced "In The Dark" as the official second single from
her upcoming debut album "The Night the Sun Came Up" scheduled for
release in the Summer of 2011 - This sounds good! So much better than the first
single "Bass Down Low" - that only managed to peak at #61 on the Hot
100. In The Dark's instrumental is hot and Dev's voice is also hot, even if
it's auto-tuned!













On my waist, through my hair.
Think about it when you touch me there

Close my eyes, here you are all alone dancing in the dark.
Tell me baby if it’s wrong to let my hands do what they want?
Late at night I pretend we are dance-dance- dancing in the dark (repeat)
Ooh la la. (repeat)

When you work on me,
Open my body up and do some surgery,
Now that you got me up
I wanna taste it
And see those pocket aces.
I wanna see who you are.

I got a sex drive to push the start (repeat).
On my waist, through my hair.
Think about it when you touch me there.
Close my eyes, here you are dance-dance-dancing in the dark!




I love to flirt to see.
I’m only talking to you if you wanna surf my seas.

Now that you got me boy
You know you better spice it flavor it get it right; savor it

Wanna see who you are, got a sex drive to push the start (repeat)
On my waist, through my hair.
Think about it when you touch me there.
Close my eyes, here you are all alone dancing in the dark.
Tell me baby is it wrong?
To let my hands do what they want.
Late at night I pretend we are dance-dance- Dancing in the Dark (repeat).
Ooh la la (repeat)

Tell me baby if its wrong..
Dancing in the dark..
To let my hands do what they want.
Dancing in the dark! (repeat).
Ooh la la (repeat)






Dev In The Dark lyrics found on DIRECTLYRICS




Sunday, October 30, 2011

¿DO "WE" HATE HETEROSEXUALS?




I WAS ASKED: DO WE HATE HETEROSEXUALS?


MY RESPONSE: HOW CAN ANYBODY ASK US DO WE HATE
THE FOLKS THAT TRY TO STRIP US OF OUR HISTORY, STRIP US OF OUR CULTURE, STRIP
US OF OUR LANGUAGE, STRIP US OF EVERYTHING THAT MAKES US WHO WE ARE…TELL ME HOW CAN WE HATE THEM? 

¡FIND GOD'S MATCH FOR YOU!


















I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO BUT I WON’T, SO I'VE
WRITTEN REALLY BIG. I'M HOPING THE SHEER SIZE OF MY WORDS WILL SHOW EXACTLY HOW
I FEEL ABOUT THIS RIDICULOUS AD. SOMETIMES BIG CAN BE GOOD. THE LOVE I FEEL FOR
HUMANITY IS GOOD. SOMETIMES BIG CAN BE BAD. CHRISTIANITY IS BAD (HISTORY
DICTATES). I HOPE THE SIZE OF THE WORDS IN THIS ENTRY ARE CONSIDERED GOOD, LIKE
MY LOVE FOR HUMANITY & NOT BAD LIKE THIS AD.





¿WHAT ARE SINGLE NON-CHRISTIANS TO DO?





¡PAGING SATAN!

Saturday, October 29, 2011

THE DAHL PRESENTS: THE GAY AGENDA WILL SEE YOU NOW









































SOMEBODY'S WATCHING ME





"Somebody's
Watching Me" is the debut single by R&B artist Rockwell, released on the Motown label
in 1984. The song's lyrics relate the narrator's paranoid fear
of being followed and watched. It featured former Motownartists Michael Jackson on
the chorus and Jermaine Jackson on additional backing
vocals.










Rockwell is the
son of Motown CEO Berry Gordy Jr. At the time of the
recording Rockwell was estranged from his father and living with Ray Singleton,
his father's ex-wife. Singleton served as executive producer on the project and
would occasionally play some demo tracks to Berry Gordy. The elder Gordy was
less than enthusiastic about Rockwell's music until he heard the single with a
familiar voice featured prominently on background vocals.[1][2]





Produced by
Curtis Anthony Nolen, the song featured backing vocals by ex-Motown artist
Michael Jackson.[1][3]"Somebody's Watching Me" peaked at number two on
the Billboard Hot 100 in 1984, and
reached the top of theBillboard
R&B singles
 chart, as well as reaching number six on the UK Singles Chart.





The single's music video underscores
the song's paranoid tone with a haunted house-inspired
theme, including imagery of floating heads, ravens, graveyards, and shower
scenes referencing the novel Psycho.
The mailman who appears in the music video for "Somebody's Watching
Me" also stars in the video for "Obscene Phone Caller". This was
a low budget video. Music video produced by The Wolfe Company, directed by
Francis Delia, cinematography by Dominic Sena, production manager: Jason
Braunstein, production coordinator: Jon Leonoudakis. Leonoudakis appears in the
video as the visual metaphor "watching" Rockwell through the porthole
of the front door.




Friday, October 28, 2011

¡HERE'S SOME HAPPINESS 4 U!































THIS BLOG ENTRY WAS INSPIRED BY AN ACQUINTANCE THAT I SAW THE
OTHER DAY & IT APPEARED THAT HE WAS DOING VERY WELL FOR HIMSELF & I
WANTED TO LET HIM & EVERYONE OUT THERE KNOW THAT I AM HAPPY FOR THE GOOD
THINGS GOING ON IN THEIR LIVES.



Thursday, October 27, 2011

OCCUPY WALL STREET





I try not to get
into things of this nature, but as I always seek balance in life I can’t ignore
saying something about the OCCUPY WALL
STREET MOVEMENT.
As we go about our day, as we sleep peacefully in our warm
beds, how much longer will we ignore the battle
that has been raging centuries?





The battle
between the forces of darkness and the forces of light, between those who seek
chaos and those who cherish and defend order may never be resolved. However, I must
commend the MANY brave and good men AND women that have taken on this
eternal struggle. Do you have it in you
to risk your own soul so that the rest of us may safely live out our lives in
ignorant bliss?








They seek no
credit, or do they? They won’t get
any medals or parades for people such as these folks. They however WILL fights for us and then, weary and
bloodied, they return to a life of simple anonymity, working for the people
that will continue to screw them over EVERY
chance they get. 


YESTERDAY WE OBEYED KINGS & BENT OUR NECKS BEFORE EMPERORS. BUT TODAY WE KNEEL ONLY TO TRUTH, FOLLOW ONLY BEAUTY & OBEY ONLY LOVE.





YESTERDAY WE OBEYED KINGS & BENT OUR NECKS BEFORE EMPERORS.














BUT TODAY WE KNEEL
ONLY TO










TRUTH,  









FOLLOW ONLY BEAUTY 









& OBEY ONLY LOVE.




Wednesday, October 26, 2011

THE 'WHITE' MAN IN ME FEARS THE 'BLACK' MAN OUT THERE





Yesterday I found
myself taking the public transportation to work and as I sat and watch persons
take their seats on the bus, I couldn’t help but realize that I was making snap
judgment about the folks that came on the bus. However, the man that sat next
to me REALLY stood out. To say he made
me feel uncomfortable is putting it mildly. Though he was ‘animated’ by the same energy we call ‘God’, I couldn’t help feel like a ‘white’ man sitting next to him.





For the first
time I got how a white person feel when he/she
sees a black man that looks a certain
way. Have I felt like that before? Perhaps!
I guess I never paid attention to it because for the past few years I’ve been
in my own bubble, using my car to go where ever I needed to go. This made me
feel so out of touch with how things really are because I don’t think about
folks that use the public transportation services to get to where they need to
go. But I digress…as the guy with his ''I just came out prison'' look sat next me
fishing for something in his pocket, I PRAYED
that he wasn’t pulling out a knife or gun. Can you say residual effect of the last time I used public transportation?





A few years
back, I sat @ the back of bus, about 5/6 young men that looked to be my age
came on the bus. One sat next to me, asked me for money I gave the usual, ‘I don’t
have any’ reply and thought that was that. Next he showed me a knife that he
took out of his pocket and then told me NOT
to make him use it on me. @ That point I was upset because I just got paid I wasn’t
about to give up my money. So @ that point I decided to move from the back of
the bus as we near a stop because I felt something was going to happen. I made
my way to the front of the bus and all of the guys but one stayed as we got to
the stop. I saw one of the guys pick up a huge rock waiting for me to get off
as they ‘assumed’ it was my stop. If it
wasn’t for the bus driver and an older lady on that bus, I am sure I would have
been attacked and/or killed by those
men. I wrote this blog entry to say, we shouldn’t judge ‘white’ folks when they see a ‘black’
man that looks a certain way, because maybe, just maybe he could be what he appears
to be. 

STUDY: INFREQUENT SEX CAN RAISE THE RISK OF HEART ATTACKS







People who
engage in physical activity only once in a while -- and that includes sex --
have a higher risk of suffering a heart attack or sudden cardiac death, at
least in the one or two hours right after they've exerted themselves, experts
say.







But in another
nod for exercise, the more physical activity you engage in, sexual or
otherwise, the more protected you are against such problems, according to a
study in the March 23/30 issue of the Journal of the American Medical
Association.





"The
triggering effect appeared to be sharpest for people unaccustomed to physical
activity," said study senior author Jessica K. Paulus, an assistant
professor of medicine at Harvard School of Public Health and an adjunct
assistant professor of epidemiology at Tufts Medical Center, in Boston.
"The recommendation from our paper is consistent with current guidelines,
that those looking to initiate an exercise program, especially those at higher
risk, do so very gradually and under the care of a clinician or
physician."





Certainly
previous studies have looked at this issue, but most of those had been unable
to pinpoint issues of timing, said study author Dr. Issa J. Dahabreh, a
research associate with the Center for Clinical Evidence Synthesis, Institute
for Clinical Research and Health Policy Studies at Tufts.





This
meta-analysis took the weighted average of 14 other studies to determine that
people who engaged in "episodic" sexual activity had a 2.7 times
higher risk for a heart attack while sporadic physical activity raised the risk
3.5-fold.





Occasional
physical activity raised the risk of sudden cardiac death fivefold, but overall
risk was low largely because people engaged in these activities so infrequently
and the risk went away so quickly.





"The actual
incidence is extremely small. You're talking two-to-three events per 10,000
patient-years. That's very, very small," said Dr. Christopher Cove, an
associate professor of medicine and assistant director of the cardiac
catheterization lab at the University of Rochester Medical Center.





SOURCE: THE LINK
IS NO LONGER AVAILABLE...

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

¡HAPPY 4TH BABY!







In & Out
of Time by Maya Angelou




The sun has come.
The mist has gone.
We see in the distance...
our long way home.
I was always yours to have.
You were always mine.
We have loved each other in and out of time.
When the first stone looked up at the blazing sun
and the first tree struggled up from the forest floor
I had always loved you more.
You freed your braids...
gave your hair to the breeze.
It hummed like a hive of honey bees.
I reached in the mass for the sweet honey comb there....
Mmmm...God how I love your hair.
You saw me bludgeoned by circumstance.
Lost, injured, hurt by chance.
I screamed to the heavens....loudly screamed....
Trying to change our nightmares into dreams...
The sun has come.
The mist has gone.
We see in the distance our long way home.
I was always yours to have.
You were always mine.
We have loved each other in and out
in and out
in and out
of time.






Monday, October 24, 2011

WE CONFUSE...




THE FOLLOWING MSN CHAT SESSION SPARKED THIS BLOG ENTRY:



HIM says: I so flippin' horny


ME says: sending a man yr way...


ME says: lol


HIM says: Who


U laffin I so serious


ME says: Terrance


HIM says: I bin molesting myself for too fuckin' long


He een here


ME says: that's all u should be trying to get


Terrance


HIM says: Ummm he een here n I need to fuck


ME says: i c


HIM says: Throwing that righteous shit out da window right
now


ME says: I hear ya


HIM says: I'm not as fortunate as u to live with my
lover


ME says: even if noel didn't live with me


HIM says: N get sex when I horny


ME says: I wouldn't be trying to get sex elsewhere


HIM says: Hmmm


Well I'm not going to deprive myself of sex coz he
don't want have sex


ME says: then u should leave


b free and get sex whenever u want


If u have to hide it from him


U know it isn't right


But get yrs


Make sure use condoms


HIM says: I always do


Even with him


ME says: OK






Now before you take the position that MANY other gays take (you have
a
LOVING relationship, so you don’t understand) don’t you ever wonder why we  as human beings confuse naming a thing with
knowing it? For instance, how does a gay man
REALLY know love? Is
it the word? Is it two people (in this
case Noel and I) that just
happen to respect each other @ the highest level?
Or is it action that can ONLY exist when we get horny?










It couldn’t be
that element whose survival is dependent upon a fragile ecological balance, a
perfect blend of minerals, sunlight, weather, and, ultimately, sub-atomic
particles that have been zipping around since the birth of the universe, right?
I TOTALLY get where he is coming from and
it is my hope that one day he can STOP carving his idea of love it into small pieces,
that were sent to a love factory, shaped it into a love and shipped to a store. One
day he can see love for it REALLY is…something
that should NOT be purchase OR beg for.






I will not judge him, I just hope that he knows that one day
as he ventures into the jungle to begin his hunt, donning a mask to confuse his
prey. Not a mask meant to frighten, a mask that is pleasant to eyes that makes
him think what he is doing is harmless so he can get close and strike a lethal blow
that is hiding his selfish façade will crack. For the mask that camouflages a predator
can camouflage his ‘prey’ as well and
he can find himself being devoured and torn apart with NO one to hear his screams but Noel and I. We all know that the jungle
is accustomed to the sounds of agony that just bodies love leaving it barely
alive, with just a little strength where it can crawl back to its village
where, to its horror, it discovers that its ‘prey’
has taken possession of its hut. Now helpless and homeless, love will be forced
to live the rest of its days in the wild, feeding what the scum beneath the
scum feeds on…


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