“Str8 guy with blue balls here looking for another str8, masculine guy to jack off side by side. Str8 porn only!” We’ve all seen many such invitations written by supposedly straight men searching for quasi-homosexual adventures. When heterosexual chicks make out with one another at a party, it’s generally perceived as pushing the boundaries of the enigmatic and complicated female sexuality. But when two heterosexual men pair off, it’s a different story. Are these people for real, we wonder, or are they just frauds lying both to the others and themselves that they are straight as arrows, but are, in fact, in denial about their true sexuality? SMSM (Straight Men Sleeping with Men) is a phenomenon worth exploring. And that is what we intend to do now.
IT’S JUST SEX
Our favorite
Irish comedian Graham Norton once said that, in his experience, the difference
between a gay and a straight man is four and half pints of beer. For men in
general, having sex is more about sexual pleasure and less about sexual
attraction. When they are horny as hell, they are eager to find sex ASAP,
regardless of the place or the person’s gender. Straight men who opt for the
gloryhole, for example, do it not because they are looking for sex with another
male in particular. They are not interested in who’s on the other side. They
are only interested in cumming.
Any guy will tell you that in the case of a blue-balls emergency, it’s not very
easy to find a girl who’ll agree to give you a BJ on the spot. But men can
empathize. Call it solidarity if you like…
MANUFACTURING
REASONS TO ASSFUCK
Men constantly
look for reasons to play with assholes. One of the most popular explanations of
why men fuck other men is that when no women are available, like in prisons,
for example, it inevitably happens because men have their needs. But for
exactly the same reason, it could happen in the military, too. The truth is
that there are various closed masculine societies where it “could” happen, like
biker gangs, frat houses, etc. The logic behind such group behavior is simple:
A man has to do what a man has to do for reason X, and there is NO way out of
this.
THE BROMANCE
STIPULATION
A 100%
straight man never doubts his sexuality. Hence, it’s not a big deal if he lets
another dude jerk him off, right? The way he sees it, even though the content
of “the happening” might be totally gay, everything else screams
heterosexuality: the clothing, the language, the cars… It may sound funny to
any gay man, but the truth is that some straight guys DO believe that making
out with another dude only adds to their heterosexuality!
THE HOMOPHOBIA
WITHIN
When guys who
identify themselves as straight post sex ads like the one we mentioned above,
it’s a sign that there’s actually a lot of homophobia going on. Many so-called
"straight guys" looking for homosexual encounters are filled with
bigotry or self-loathing. Because to these “studs”, sex is about satisfying the
needs of their monstrous fucked-up ego, and nothing more.
SEX WITH MEN
IS LESS COMPLICATED
Another excuse
for straight men to turn to sex with other men is that there are almost zero
responsibilities and obligations involved, at least the way they see it as
compared to fucking a woman. They prefer women, of course, but women can be so
complicated and unnerving that in many cases it’s not worth going through all
the drama just to get your cock sucked. And besides, it’s general knowledge
that men suck better than most chicks!
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
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