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Wednesday, June 12, 2013

YOU'RE SO UGLY, BUT I LIKE THE SIZE OF YOUR D&%K...

  
By Cleon T. Day, III
 
  You're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Would you mind putting this sack over your face?
  What I can see, I can't erase.
  It would be different, if you could do a trick!
 
  Yeah you're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Would you cut off the light so I can be turned on.
  It looks like a long chocolate Ding Dong.
  I'm gonna eat so much of you that I might get sick!
 
  Ah huh, you're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Could you fuck me from the back?
  Oops, did I hear a mirror crack.
  I'm an automatic, but you can shift your stick!
 
  Dayum you're so ugly, but I like the size of your dick.
  Could you see you way out?
  No, I ain't giving you mouth to mouth. 
Tell you what I'll do, I'll give your ass a lick!

12 comments:

  1. I would just get blind drunk;). No reson to be rude.

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    1. wondering if I should have edit this...

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    2. I thought it was rather funny:)

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    3. now that you mention it, I do see the humor after reading it again

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  2. LMAO The SHADE! You see this so much in porn though. Guy so ugly but his dick is appealing. There's a limit to ugliness I can tolerate, sometimes even a big dick cant help him lol

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  3. Having begun my 'journey' late in Life and in a very sparsely populated region, I had to rely on the hook-up sites in order to get some action. I never shut the door on pre-screened potential suitors (or visa-versa), figuring that once around the block with someone who didn't physically appeal to me wouldn't taint me forever. Even ugly guys have feelings and I am no porn star myself.

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    1. we all have done a few 'ugly' men in our day and it didn't kill us like u said

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  4. Oh, and by the way - I am the kind of a person that care more of the face rather than the dick size, but I still like your poem! ;)

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