Let’s say,
you’ve got a water basin of some sort nearby, your body is amply smeared with
sunscreen, and the icebox is stocked with gelato and Aperol. The only thing
that's missing from the picture of total bliss is a sexy body to rub against.
Not that there is little fish in the sea, metaphorically speaking, it’s just
you’re not equipped with proper techniques and phrases that could guarantee a
successful hookup. No worries - I am here to offer a helping hand.
LOOK
APPROACHABLE
I know, I
know, you haven’t spent 500 hours at the gym the last three months to play it
shy and average in swimming trunks. But if you really want to hint interest to
the guy you’ve been ogling for a couple of hours you need to lie low. Well, not
entirely. After all, you're not a criminal who has to hide in a barn after
cutting the throats of a whole farmer family. Just try to look good, but not
too good! If you feel confident enough to head out in nothing but your tiny AC
swimsuit, own your sexual power. But if you want to make even a more
spectacular entry, wear a polo shirt and a pair of shorts. Let the object of
your desire wriggle in arduous guesswork what’s beneath this boring,
Daddy-likes-golfing outfit. Leaving something to the imagination has been
always more effective than showing it all.
DON’T BE THE
LOBSTER EVERYBODY’S FEELING SORRY FOR
Remember the
sunscreen from the first paragraph? Yes, it’s an essential item in your
courtship tactics. If you’re not of a certain ethnic background that provides
you with a natural suntanned look, do not forget to protect your pale skin
against the treacherous UV sun rays. The lobster look might get you glances,
yes, but only from concerned moms and aunties. And zero phone numbers from the
sizzling guys by the pool.
BRING A
FRIEND…OR A DOG
You must have
noticed that some girls will go for a dick hunt usually accompanied by their
less attractive girlfriend. Do you know why they chose such an approach? Having
a wingman is always useful! You can avoid a potentially embarrassing situation
by making your buddy understand beforehand what you’re up to. In case you don’t
have a collaborative male friend at hand, you can use a dog. It is for a fact
that dogs are great for meeting tender-hearted guys with well-ribbed bodies.
Seeing you leisure walking cute Milo along thе beach shore will make them want
to come up and meet the dog. And you, being its human extension.
DON’T ACT LIKE
A PERV
Sunbathing
boys are more approachable than those who’re engaged in other activities, like
playing beach volleyball or talking to their friends. That's why it’s a good
idea to bring props - balls, frisbees, beers, weed… All these are perfect
excuses for starting a conversation. You can also approach someone by asking
them to take a picture of you while surfing (cool!). In case you don’t surf,
you may ask them to rub lotion on your back. Just do it in a nonchalant way -
act like you ask random people to apply sunscreen on your body all the time.
Few guys would be willing to hang out with a Norman Bates…
DON’T GO FOR A
HOOKUP IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP
This piece of
advice should have come earlier, but I didn’t want to mar your enthusiasm.
It’s highly improbable that you’ll find the man you’re going to get old with at
the beach. Yet, if that’s what you want, who am I to stop you from at least
trying?
If I have to
wrap up, I’ll say this: Seducing gay guys at the beach is much easier than
elsewhere: you just need some props… and me as a counselor.
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
Yeah, these advices are pretty much spot-on 👍🏻🙂
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