When it comes
to short men, the internet has jokes for days, but no one is laughing here!
There are plenty of people in this world who would love to get laid out by a man who
wouldn’t be able to put his carry-on in the overhead compartment, and we applaud
those people. There ain’t nothing wrong with a shorter man because anyone who’s
been with um...a lot of men of various heights knows that height has nothing to
do with, well...their cocks. Yes, short men’s cocks can be just as fabulously
impressive in size as a man who could play professional basketball. With that
said, let’s take a look at the best sex positions for short men and those who
are fucking them.
AFTERNOON
DELIGHT
Those who are
taller than their partner can usually pick them up. While they may not like
that when you’re out and about running errands, they will thank you for it in
the bedroom when you give them some afternoon delight. For this one, you’re
going to pick them up so that their back is to a sturdy wall or even on the
ledge of the kitchen counter. Then you’re going to give it to them up the ass
so good they’ll ask for seconds come the evening.
BOOSTER SEAT
With some
short men having a bit of a complex, I wouldn’t recommend calling this position
by its name. It may make them feel a little weird. Instead, tell them to get
into a sort of squat position in front of you. This is a more active anal
position that has you thrusting while they’re more so backing that thang up
like they’re in a Beyoncé video.
TEASPOONS
This is in the
same family as Booster Seat only your partner isn’t practicing to be a video
vixen. Instead, they’re more straight up, and you’re embracing them in a way
where their back is to your chest. This is more on the romantic side of things,
like if ‘The Notebook’ had a twist and Ryan Gosling got with James Marsden
instead, they would have ended in this position after that whole caught in the
rain scene.
RUSTY TROMBONE
Those who live
to eat a fine ass but also like to stroke the goods at the same time will enjoy
this one. Which is a great position for anyone who is practically any size.
HELICOPTER
This is a
versatile one that can have either of you on top, but we’d recommend letting
your partner take that position. So once they’re positioned on top of you,
facing away, and your dick is well inside of them and they’re humping you like
it’s their day job - what they’re going to do is go in a motion that then makes
their dick wave around like a helicopter blade. The faster you go, the harder
that dick of his will work to take flight!
STANDING 69
Who has time
to lay down and 69 when you can stand the hell up and do it? Defy gravity by
turning your man upside down while they’re in your arms and do what you would
normally do but with them suspended in midair. Well, not suspended, you’ll be
holding them tight.
SPIT ROAST
For those interested
in adding a third person into the mix, may we suggest the spit roast? One
person goes in the middle and sucks the dick of one guy while taking it from
behind by another. What makes this great for a short middle man is that the
other two people in this act aren’t that far apart and can interact more so
than if they were with a tall ass guy that had then stretching to their limit.
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
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