Valentine’s Day is here, and all the romantic and horny couples have plans. So what are you supposed to do when you’re single as fuck? Cry in a pillow? Moan about how horrible your life is? Drown the pain away with porn and a jack-off session? Honestly, none of those options are exactly terrible since there is no “right” way to spend an evening to yourself when you’re not in a relationship. It’s okay to be sad and let yourself feel what you need to feel. But there are lots of other options that are way more fun and can give you wonderful self-care when you don’t have anyone to share the day with. It just means that Valentine’s Day is all about you!
PIG OUT
Use this time to eat a bunch of
junk food. Order an extra-large pizza all to yourself. Buy yourself a box of
chocolates. Get your favorite flavored ice cream. Stop by your favorite
fast-food restaurant and splurge on everything that satisfies your hunger.
Bring all these items home and have a massive pig-out session. You might as
well enjoy the junk since you don’t have a boyfriend who will judge your eating
habits.
Whether you’re going out or
staying in, watch a movie you love. An old rom-com is a nice way to celebrate
V-day, but if romantic storylines are going to be too much for you, then try a
different genre. Horror, action, sci-fi, musical, goofy comedy, or whatever floats
your boat. You might have some horrible guilty pleasure film that no one else
would dare watch with you. So be your own best friend and have a good time with
said crap film!
PARTY
Go to a nightclub or find a
nice bar. Have a drink. Dance. As difficult as it may feel to be alone on
Valentine’s Day, don’t let that take away the adventurous and playful person
you are. So get out there and party the night away at your favorite hotspot. And
if all goes well…
FUCK SOMEONE
Make out with a total stranger.
Get in the heat of the moment. Bring him home and fuck him like there’s no
tomorrow. And if you’re not planning to party, then find someone to hook up
with on one of your dating apps. Or, reach out to a friend with benefits. Just
because you’re single doesn’t mean you have to spend the night by yourself. Oh,
but leave your ex alone. And do not look him up on social media. Don’t take the
chance that you’ll find out he’s having a wonderful evening with the love of
his life. Sure, maybe he’s not doing anything that exciting, but nothing is
worth the risk of finding out. So stay away from him in all forms and go enjoy
your night.
Tell your family and friends
how much you love them with a lovely card. Nothing feels so good as doing
something kind for other people. Remember how much fun it was passing out cards
in elementary school? Remember how great it felt when you looked at the cards
from all your classmates? Keep up the tradition of performing acts of kindness
and letting others know how much you love them.
If no one else is buying you
Valentine gifts, then buy yourself one. Maybe a nice piece of jewelry or a hot
outfit. Nothing wrong with doing something extravagant for yourself so enjoy
it!
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
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