The ‘Noah’s
Arc‘ Reunion in Puerto Rico, Miami Sizzle, Black gay pride in DC, and many
other events around the globe are happening this weekend. So there’s no time
like the present to make a few commandments to live by while partying.
1. Thou shall
pay or thou can’t stay.
Settle all
debts over rooms, riding, dining, etc. beforehand so there’s no drama later.
This one is no joke.
2. Thou shall
not starve themselves for trade.
Nobody has time
for your attitude when he cancels (or stops responding) and you finally want to
eat while we want to sleep.
3. Thou shall
not cock block.
Unless he’s
ugly and/or smelly and I ask you to help me then let me handle it. And, your
horny ass better not take the guy I’ve been eyeing/messaging/flirting with
either!
4. In the words
of ‘Love & Hip Hop’ star Momma Dee… “PUT A CONDOM ON IT!” He looks good
right now but let’s make sure you don’t have bumps or discharge later.
5. Friends on
Facebook will shade you in public. Your #MCM will too!You know how
people are when they get around their other friends; and, how dudes are when
you don’t look like your picture. Ch…you ain’t cute to EVERY body.
6. Thou shall
wear fashions that fit!
Sis, you are
not the EJ Johnson of Oklahoma nor the Miss Lawrence of Dade County. Plus, I’m
not fighting with you when your disaster pops up on the internet.
7. Thou coins
shall be stacked.
Dine at
restaurants not available in your hometown instead of the McD’s dollar menu.
Visit a landmark or two so your co-workers and mama nem know you were
productive. Drink that top shelf tequila that gets you loose!
8. Thou shall
mix and mingle with a few new people.
You’ve been
traveling with the same gays you see all the time. Make some new connections in
case you need new friends, a new job, or a getaway weekend. Plus, it’s pride!
TURN UP!
Any rules you recommend that’s
not listed here?
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