GAY @ SECOND SIGHT
People underestimate the
potential of nonverbal communication, but in our case, it turns out to be more
than useful. Prolonged eye contact, no matter whether you are in the subway, at
a smoothie bar, or the dry cleaner’s, is always correlated with interest. And
sometimes with physical attraction, too! Now, straight men don’t tend to look
at another man for more than two seconds. Otherwise, people will start doubting
their heterosexuality. If, however, a guy stares at you, and there’s a subtle
question in his look, that’s a clear sign he is gay as pink ink.
HIM AND THE LADIES
The way guys behave around
women can be an indicator of their sexual orientation. So, next time, when you
come upon your person of romantic interest being in the company of a female
friend, attentively observe his body language. Straight males prefer
face-to-face communication. They spread their legs while sitting opposite their
female acquaintance, for, so to say, an open display. A gay man will sit next
to the person he’s communicating with and is likely to be touching them more
than it’s conventionally accepted (especially after #MeToo!). All in all, the
body movements of a gay man are more relaxed in the presence of women. For understandable
reasons.
CHECK OUT THE BATHROOM
Although bathroom inspection is
a very shallow basis for evaluating people’s sexuality, it is actually an
excellent method for that. David Beckham may keep 150 bottles of top designer
perfumes and balms on his bathroom shelves, but only a true gay man would know
the difference between an emollient-based moisturizer and a humectant-based
one.
HIS UNDERWEAR
This one
requires a little bit more of an intimate investigation, but it’s not
completely impossible to be done. If a guy owns even one piece of Andrew
Christian underwear, OK, no question about it, he is gay. Straight guys don’t
wear AC...or do they?
HIS PORN
PREFERENCES
Unfortunately,
this one won't throw much light on your investigation. There’re a lot of gay
people who enjoy watching straight porn, and vice versa. Some straight men are
just curious to know what’s going on between two guys, but it doesn’t make them
gay... or does it?
HIS
RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Currently,
it’s “single.” And it’s been single forever. If he’s avoiding the question of
why he’s never had a girlfriend or is reluctant to speak about his previous
relationships, that’s probably because they were not exclusively with women.
ASK THE AI
In case you
can’t get to meet in person your crush, and see for yourself whether the
above-described criteria apply to him, you can still refer to science. Just
recently, researchers from Stanford University have come up with a computer
algorithm which can tell from a photo whether a guy is straight or gay. Tests
have shown that this machine intelligence can distinguish between gay and
straight features with up to 91% accuracy! The findings of the researchers come
in strong support of the theory that “faces contain more information about
sexual orientation than can be perceived and interpreted by the human brain.”
But if nothing
works for you, and you’re still wondering if your crush is gay, why not just
ask?
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
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