If you're like
millions of other single guys trapped in their tiny studio apartment jerking
off to the same six videos over and over again, then right about now you're
probably fantasizing about having a steady, loving boyfriend in your life.
You've probably imagined a post-vaccine world, where everyone can be free to
flirt and frisk each other. Oh what a boom that time will be... Everyone will
finally have a boyfriend, I promise you! But until that day comes, here's five
tips to prepare you to actually find a boyfriend once quar is lifted. And I do
mean boyfriend, not just another fuck buddy.
1. BE YOURSELF
No more games.
After living through this historical watershed event that is the pandemic, it's
to stop beating around the bush and pretending that you're into free jazz just
to impress that cute hipster boy. Be yourself, and true love will come
naturally.
2. STOP USING THE SAME TIRED OLD METHODS
Every gay man
knows that it's easy to find someone to fuck, but much more difficult to find
someone to commit to being your boyfriend. And if you find yourself stuck in
this same loop of casual, unromantic sex, then find some new ways to meet guys!
Instead of using the same old apps, try getting involved in your community, or
even reach out to guys on social media apps that don't exist for the sole
purpose of hooking up.
3. PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE MORE
If you want to
catch a boyfriend, then you must cast a wide net and keep it there. Be open to
love at all times, whether you're shopping for veggies at the market or
perusing the Byzantine Erotica section of your local library. You never know
when love will come a-knocking, so stay alert...
4. KEEP AN OPEN MIND
Destroy your
ideal boyfriend tulpa. Burn the effigy of Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. Having
a particular idea of what your boyfriend should look like, act like, talk like,
or do for a living is always a mistake. If you're looking for some ideal
boyfriend you created in your head, you may not recognize your true love when
he comes...
Of course you
should keep an open mind to WHOM it is that becomes your BF, but you should
know what it is you want out of the relationship. Define your boundaries early
on and identify your hopes and dreams. Do you want to get married? Do you want
kids? It's never too early to start thinking about these, you aren't getting
any younger, hoss! ;)
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN BLOG
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