I get it, we all like to indulge in a one-night-stand every now and then. Well, maybe several times every weekend for some of us. Random hookups are great fun, but who are we kidding, boys? We're not getting any younger. Maybe it's time to settle down and date a guy officially before inevitably breaking up 8 months later in an explosive argument in the Whole Foods produce isle. But hey, nothing lasts forever right?! Relationships are fun while they last though, so here's five perks that you only get with a boyfriend and not from a fuck-buddy.
1. ACTUAL,
REAL DATES
No, going to
your local diner at 2 AM after three rounds of sex does not count as a date.
Are we really all so jaded that we can't have some good old fashioned wining
and dining every now and then? Romance is the spice of life, sex is only the
dessert. The courting process should not be underrated!!
2. SEXUAL
TENSION
Just because I
don't want to fuck on the first date doesn't mean I'm a prude. I just like
playing hard to get. I like teasing you and making you want me over a period of
days or weeks. It's called building sexual tension, honey, and it's what adults
do.
3. WHAT IS
LOVE?
Whatever love
means to you, it probably doesn't mean platonic, drunken sex with a guy who
doesn't even know your last name. When you've bared your soul to a man, the
cock just hits different.
4. FORGET
BOOTYCALLS
Say goodbye to
desperate "u up?" texts and endless swiping on dating apps. When you
have a boyfriend, you already know that he's down to fuck, suck or jerk
whenever you're in the mood. What else are boyfriends for?
5. THE
POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS
Just think of
all the cool, fun, sexy stuff you can do with a boyfriend but not a rando
you're fucking! Someone who genuinely loves and cares for you will be more
likely to meet you halfway when it comes to trying out that weird-ass kink of
yours.
And once you
inevitably DO breakup, just think about how great that dirty, anonymous sex
will feel again?
SOURCE: ANDREW CHRISTIAN
No comments:
Post a Comment