When
it comes to gay sex, everyone has something that sets them ablaze. I love anal
sex. Digging into a bottom that relishes every thrust that I give turns
me on. The feeling of my dick into his warm anus drives me wild. Recently, I
have run across a string of bottoms that have left me less than satisfied.
Searching to see if my experience was out of the ordinary, I found other men
had experienced the same thing. If these ideas don't refer to you, then you are
one hot bottom that knows how to enjoy themselves immensely. Should you find
yourself the accused, consider a few of these suggestions before your next
encounter.
Communicate with Your Top
We don't how you like it, what works and what doesn't. It is your
responsibility to give us some instruction on your favorite position, how big
you can take it and how long we can play. It's true. Some men are not able to
enjoy well endowed tops. By letting us know how to give you the most pleasure,
we can work to satisfy.
Don't Nag while we're Fucking
This is a direct result of the previous suggestion. Nagging kills
an erection faster than seeing Whoopi Goldberg naked....Yikes ! Your desire to
orchestrate the entire production doesn't make us want to put our best effort
forward. Tell us what you like , then shut the fuck up ( or moan in delight).
But nonstop bitching doesn't add one cent to your satisfaction.
Clean Your Ass
This has to be one of the biggest turn offs. You know we are
meeting to have a great time. This gives you an opportunity to wear us out. Be sure
to clean deep. This may mean several uses of an enema or a system ( like the
one below) that will make your insides clean and fresh.
Lube it up Deep
Now I do realize that many bottoms are surface lubers but you can
get the lube much deeper than how far your finger goes. The Lube Shooter is one
product that gets the lube very far inside. This enables you to enjoy the
experience without having to re-apply. If you don't have this product, then
simply put some lube in an enema bottle and squirt it in you. Or you can use a
higher quality of lube and oil the dick before insertion. Each method will
produce great results.
It's all about your Pleasure
A great top wants you to have the best experience possible. By
following these few steps, you set the stage for more intimacy,
intense orgasms and hours of fun.
Sorry, I always thought these steps were understood and a regular habit. Looks as though someone forgot to read the entire "Bottomming for Dummies." Maybe this should be posted regularly.
ReplyDeletebottoming for dummies? PLEASE don't kill me that is TOO funny!
DeleteErm...what is the "system?"
ReplyDeleteI think the system is being aware of your bowel movements before sex
DeleteYou have no advice in case the partners have a simultaneously become bottom and top - by rotation..be a bottom for half a minute and then become top and so on...then withdraw and lie down, have a sip of wine - not harder drink or bear that is filling...lighter drink makes you float and give you a rest and then start again, prolong it as much as you can...try to release tensions simultaneously....but it needs understanding of partners, an unspoken system that is conveyed to each other in signs and signals and subtle ways..one has to be in love too.
ReplyDeleteI think I will come to you for that advice.
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