¿HOW MANY MEN DOES IT?

For as long as I can remember, scholars, poets and philosophers have grappled with the same pressing question:

As a “straight” guy that’s ‘gay for pay’ or bisexual, how many guys do you have to fuck before you’re officially gay?

Of course we could start throwing out numbers, but they would prove nothing. Trying to pinpoint the exact number of hookups it takes to qualify as full time gay vs bisexual or straight-ish is as pointless and exhausting as trying to find the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Though God knows we’ve tried.

Some might accept it a question without an answer, but not we hardcore gay men. We take the tough questions the universe throws at us and think: Hey, man2man means homosexual!

So what are your thoughts, how many men would you say it will take to ‘label’ a ‘straight’ man as gay?