THE DAHL HAUS PRESENTS: THE END OF JANUARY, KISS THEM GOODBYE!

HOW TO BE A BETTER HOMOSEXUAL...

Apparently, I am not a very good homosexual.

I have had a
real education this week. I started listening to Bryan Fischer, the Director of
Issues Analysis for the American Family Association. He is very smart and has
provided me with an eye-opening education. He is teaching me about what it
means to be gay. I have learned things I never knew before. I am not sure what
his credentials are, but he talks about homosexuality quite often, so it is
obvious that he is an expert.

First, he has
made it clear to me that the average homosexual has hundreds of sexual partners, some as many as 500 or 1,000 in a
lifetime. I did not know this. He said that we homosexuals admit this in our
own literature, but I haven't read that literature. I feel so remiss! I am way
behind. I am not getting any younger, so it seems that if I want to be at least
average, then I'd better start sleeping around more. I figure if I find at
least one new lover each week for the next few years, I will be getting closer
to filling my quota. What have I been thinking these past 16 years, being
monogamous? Precious time has been wasted.

I also found
out, thanks to Mr. Fischer, that I need to get some poppers. Using poppers is the way that gay
people stay sexually stimulated for more than one sexual encounter in the same
night. I did not know this. If I want to get closer to 1,000 or at least 500
sexual partners, it is a good idea to get some poppers so that I can maintain
sexual activity with more guys per evening. And did you know that the research
says that 96 percent of us who engage in homosexual behavior are
using poppers? And that poppers are the main reason for the spread of AIDS?
They sound so dangerous! I am so out of the gay loop that I do not know how one
even goes about getting poppers. Can you order them online? Or will I have to
find a drug dealer on a street corner somewhere?

I also might
need to reevaluate Nazism. I always thought that Nazis were reprehensible, but
I did not know that we homosexuals are closely aligned with them. Why is it not
more widely known that the Nazi party was started in a
gay bar and consisted largely of homosexuals? Thank goodness
for Mr. Fischer. This fact would have gone largely unnoticed if he had not
brought it to the world's attention. He also says that today's homosexuals are basically Nazis. I want to be a good
homosexual, so I better give this whole Nazi thing a second chance.

Mr. Fischer
says that gay parenting is "inhumane." I do not have children, but he
reminded me that if I want to be a good gay, I need to start recruiting
other people's children early on. I have not done any gay
recruiting before. How embarrassing! He does not provide any information about
how to recruit, but I bet it is outlined carefully in the gay literature that I
have failed to keep up on. For now, I will start hanging around schoolyards so
I can build trust with some kids, and then I will slip in some gay recruitment
techniques later.

I am a little
confused about one thing, though. Mr. Fischer says that it is God's design to
have one sexual partner for life. I thought the Bible said that
Abraham, David, Jacob, and Solomon had had multiple wives and/or concubines. I
must be reading it wrong. I hope Mr. Fischer teaches a Bible study class so
that I can register. Also, I am gay, and I only have one sexual partner
(currently), and Mr. Fischer has made it very clear that being gay is against
God's design, so my monogamy does not make any sense.

Well, you can
see that Bryan Fischer has really got my mind reeling! I am totally
reevaluating my whole approach to being gay. Maybe I was recruited incorrectly
when I was a child, or maybe my lack of knowledge of up-to-date research is to
blame for my lapse in good gayness. I want to be a better homosexual, and that
means more sex, drugs, Nazis, coercing children, and on and on and on. I have
my work cut out for me!

BY DOMENICK SCUDERA

¿WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU/US/WE TO BE BETTER GAY MEN?

¿WHAT WOULD IT FOR
YOU/US/WE TO BE BETTER GAY MEN?

RuPAULs DRAG RACE SEASON 4

WELL THE TIME HAS COME and seems like
LOGO spent their ENTIRE Budget on the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race and in
truRU fashion this season seems to be VERY much over the top!

Not only have
they created an elevator music version of RuPaul’s “Jealous of My Boogie” but they've also decked out all the racers in sickening black and gold plated
droid-wear and portrayed RuPaul as a mad scientess cackling as
lightning electrifies her disco ball. It’s possibly the best-produced thing seen
on LOGO EVER! WILL YOU BE WATCHING THIS SEASON?

¿WHAT INTERESTING MOVIE DESCRIBES YOUR SEX LIFE?

MONDAY MUSICAL MOTIVATION: DOMINO

Jessie J's new track
"Domino", co-written with Katy Perry and produced by Dr Luke - The
uptempo/happy/summery pop song serves as Jessie's second US single of her
career - She's decided to hit back at America with a totally brand new track,
after finally realizing there was no other track in 'Who You Are', besides
"Price Tag", that could do something in the competitive and sometimes
picky American market. But thank God it was like that, cause otherwise we
wouldn't have heard this amazing song "Domino" is. It's hot! It's a
SMASH! Yes, sounds very Katy Perry-ish but whatever, Jessie J has THE vocals.
"Domino" has a great Dr Luke production, catchy verses and a killer
hook!

"Domino" by
Jessie J is currently (week 04, 2012) in the HOT100 Billboard charts at
position 15.

I'm feeling sexy and free

Like glitter's raining on me

You like a shot of pure gold

I think I'm 'bout to explode

I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air

Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you're taking me there

Don't you know...you spin me out of control

Ooh ooh ooh

[Chorus]

We can do this all night

Turn this club, skin tight

Baby come on

Pull me like a bass drum

Sparkin' up a rhythm

Baby, come on!

Ooh ooh ooh

Rock my world into the sunlight

Make this dream the best I've ever known

Dirty dancing in the moonlight

Take me down like I'm a domino

Every Second is a highlight

When we touch don't ever let me go

Dirty dancing in the moonlight 

Take me down like I'm a domino

[Jessie J]

You got me loosing my mind

My heart beats out of time

I'm seeing Hollywood stars

You strike

You strike me like a guitar

I can taste the tension like a cloud of smoke in the air

Now I'm breathing like I'm running cause you'r taking me there

Don't you know...you spin me out of control

Ooh ooh ooh

[Chorus]

We can do this all night

Turn this club, skin tight

Baby come on

Pull me like a bass drum

Sparkin' up a rhythm

Baby, come on!

Ooh ooh ooh

Rock my world into the sunlight

Make this dream the best I've ever known

Dirty dancing in the moonlight

Take me down like I'm a domino

Every Second is a highlight

When we touch don't ever let me go

Dirty dancing in the moonlight 

Take me down like I'm a domino

[Bridge]

Ooh baby baby got me feeling so right

Ooh baby baby dancing in the moonlight

Ooh baby baby got me feeling so right

Ooh baby baby dancing in the moonlight

Ooh baby baby got me feeling so right

Ooh baby baby dancing in the moonlight

[Outro]

Rock my world into the sunlight

Make this dream the best I've ever known

Dirty dancing in the moonlight

Take me down like I'm a domino

Every Second is a highlight

When we touch don't ever let me go

Dirty dancing in the moonlight 

Take me down like I'm a domino

Jessie J Domino lyrics found on DIRECTLYRICS

HOW TO PRAY FOR THE END OF LGBT TEEN SUICIDE

We're shocked and sad and angry every
time the news breaks about another tragedy. We share the news on Facebook. We hold
candlelight memorials. We speak out against bullying. We donate to The Trevor Project.

Now, let's also focus our SPIRITUAL POWER on ending this
suffering.

Each of us who believes in the Power
of Prayer (or The Secret, creative
visualization, tonglen,
or Ho'oponopono) must
now dedicate some portion of our practice to LGBT young people.

What does this mean?

We live in a creative universe. What
we think about creates our individual experience, but those of us who believe
in prayer also believe that what we pray about effects the world.

DO NOT PRAY ABOUT LGBT
TEEN SUICIDE.

Prayer and similar practices are
creative - you get more of what you put energy toward. "Whatsoever you ask
in my Name, that will I do." (John 14:13)

So when you do your spiritual work
around this issue, do not pray from your grief, your anger, your compassion. Do
not pray about the tragedy. Do not pray for this epidemic to stop.
These would be negative prayers.

Instead, use positive prayer.

Pray for peace and healing and
protection and Light and angels and Love to surround and lift up LGBT youth.

See it in your mind while you
practice.

Imagine every LGBT teen laughing,
living in joy, receiving love and support from all directions.

If you can't wipe the memory of these
tragedies from your spiritual practice: close your eyes; consciously witness
the lost child's experience of bullying or loneliness - like a movie; and then,
do it again, but make different choices. That is, imagine what the scenerio
would have been if everything had gone right - if they'd found the
strength, known what to say, who to tell, where to turn, how to get through it.
Focus on this new sequence, and send it out into the universe as the new story
of How Things Go.

And then, BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

But we have to do it together.

And we have to do it NOW!

SOURCE: GAY SPIRITUALITY 

SAVE THE GAYS...

¡SAVE THE GAYS & WE MIGHT SAVE THE WORLD¡

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