But HEY, if
you can’t beat ’em – join ’em; even if you decide that you’ll utilise the apps
for sex until someone more meaningful comes along. So here’s a few tips to help
you along the way…
Rotate your
apps
Different apps
breed different men, and variety is the spice of (your sex) life. So it’s
always a good idea to have more than one on the go (app, and man). Personally,
I hate my face being on more than one app – it screams desperation – so I
tend to use one for a bit, delete it, download a different one. You can only
ignore a certain amount of messages from the local gremlins, after all.
Cater your
apps to your needs
Don’t use
Scruff and then complain that everyone wants to fuck in a sling while you
stroke their beard. If you want something more long-term, opt for Bumble or
Tinder. If you want a friend with benefits, use condoms Grindr
or Hornet. If you’re a cunt that believes in fate via an app, download
Happn. If you want “cuddles”, get in the fucking sea. See where I’m
going with this?
Amy Winehouse
famously sang, “Love is a losing game”, and she didn’t even have Grindr. With
an interest in casual sex and random encounters at an all-time peak, and a
dwindling social scene those words have never been truer. Sure, there’s still a
large portion of us craving love in a more traditional sense, but with the
influx of apps, even we’re being pressured into partaking just in the hope of a
rare connection, while the industry capitalises on our natural urge for sex, by
playing off our Achilles heel: laziness.
But HEY, if you
can’t beat ’em – join ’em; even if you decide that you’ll utilise the apps for
sex until someone more meaningful comes along. So here’s a few tips to help you
along the way…
Rotate your
apps
Different apps
breed different men, and variety is the spice of (your sex) life. So it’s
always a good idea to have more than one on the go (app, and man). Personally,
I hate my face being on more than one app – it screams desperation – so I
tend to use one for a bit, delete it, download a different one. You can only
ignore a certain amount of messages from the local gremlins, after all.
Cater your
apps to your needs
Don’t use
Scruff and then complain that everyone wants to fuck in a sling while you
stroke their beard. If you want something more long-term, opt for Bumble or
Tinder. If you want a friend with benefits, use condoms Grindr
or Hornet. If you’re a cunt that believes in fate via an app, download
Happn. If you want “cuddles”, get in the fucking sea. See where I’m
going with this?
SOURCE: COCKTAILS &
COCKTALK
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