We’ve all known
somebody that did absolutely nothing for us sexually. Then a few months down
the line you bump into them into a club, and they’ve been hitting the gym,
taking care of themselves and all of a sudden we’re telling them, “you look
well” (aka: fuck you’ve turned it around, I’d dick you now). Followed by the
clichéd “good to see you” message.
It’s certainly
a nice idea in theory, especially if all you’d have to do is get them a decent
haircut and throw away their hideous shoes, but you can drag a lazy gay to a
gym, but you can’t make him workout. You can get a shiny new toy, but you
better believe that every other kid in the playground is gonna try and play
with it. So you better make sure he’s fallen good and hard while he’s still in
ruins.
Like developing
a property, developing a boyfriend can require a lot of time and effort, for
much less return. You could also encounter stubborn foundations, and get
refused planning permission for your transformation. The key is not to
undertake too big a project; you just wanna redecorate, not refurbish the
entire venue. It’s a gentle nudge in the right direction towards more your
type, not changing an entire person ’cause they make you
chuckle every now and then. And while it may seem superficial to try to
alter anyone’s appearance, is it not in fact the opposite of that, because
you’ve actually seen beyond the hair, and the clothes and the grooming, to
what’s beneath?
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