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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

10 TYPE OF GAY MEN

I copied this from BGC. It's titled "10 Types of Gay Men on Campus". Albeit, most of us are beyond college age, we can still relate some of these personality types to a few men in our NOT so grown up world. Check it out:




  1. THE DL HOMOPHOBE – He can spot any gay guy anywhere at anytime. He always has something negative to say to or about the gay guy, but in reality he just wants the gay boy’s attention. Homophobes are usually attracted to masculine gay men as the feminine ones will blow their cover. Also Statistics show that the HOMOPHOBES are the messiest of them all.










  2. THE AVERAGE STR8 GUY - This is the most difficult type to detect. He’s the typical straight guy, he loves sports, he adores cars, and he can fix almost everything….nothing out of the ordinary till you walk in on him doing something with a dude. We call these men TRADES. You had no clue they were gay…and chances are they can teach the OPENLY gay guys a few tricks.










  3. THE SUPER DL NINJA – This is the guy who is TERRIFIED of people having the slightest clue he is gay. He will surf gay chat lines and send people to a dozen different websites until he finally reveals himself. The kind of guy that meets you on the docks at night…you sleep with him…and if you see him in public again he will DENY your existence.








  4. THE DL COUPLE – Now this is the most prevalent type of gay guys on campus. Two guys that always hang out together, they maybe work out buddies, members of the same fraternity, same sports team or school organization…Chances are if you see one the other is close behind and if you see one alone…he’s on his way to the other. THEY ARE A COUPLE. No straight guy will spent 90% of his day with another guy unless they are in Iraq and that’s a whole other story.






  5. MR DON’T ASK DON’T TELL – IF YOU AINT ASKING HE AINT TELLING…SHIT EVEN IF YOU ASK HE AINT TELLING. This is the guy in class you always suspected but never had any concrete proof to nail him. Unfortunately for you that you cant nail him….but every other dude on campus is…






  6. THE AVERAGE GAY GUY – He is professional, a great friend, an honor student, your RA, that guy that’s in the ROTC. He is awesome everyone on campus knows him all the girls have a crush on him…you invite him out one night and he comes with a dude he introduces as his BOYFRIEND…yes your honor student is in a relationship with a man and as popular as he is he managed to keep his personal life out of the spotlight. This is what most gay people should aspire to be like.




  7. THE PRETTY BOI – This is the guy that looks better than 50% of the girls on campus. He wears designer clothes, has a body to die for...usually light skinned or Hispanic, hair you wish you had has the accessories of a typical pretty boi (contacts, earrings, photo shopped). You can find them prancing around your local mall or around town. They are usually conceited and not very nice.




  8. THE TRENDSETTER – They are the Social Mecca of fashion and social rituals. They start the latest trends, know the latest songs and the matching dances, know your business before you do, and pretty much puts you out there.



  9. THE HALF AND HALF – Have you ever seen a guy with tight jeans, a purse and couldn’t be more feminine and you wonder…. Why doesn’t he be a transsexual and get over with it. He wears girl jeans, a tank top, makeup and a purse big enough to fit a piano. They are usually bitter because nobody wants to bee seen with them…unless they are HALF AND HALF TOO.


  10. THE OBNOXIOUS QUEEN - He greets you with a HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY GIIIIIRRRL!!! He refers to people as MISS THANG, he is the loudest motherfucker you have ever met, flirts with anything that breathes and is a club addict. Ladies and Gentlemen…this is THE POSTERCHILD FOR GAY. You can spot him on the map, his sexuality is as big as Texas and he doesn’t care who knows. Infact he wants you to know so he can have you next… RUN CHILD RUN…

3 comments:

  1. Great post. I live near Morehouse College in Atlanta and I see these guys everyday going from the train station to the campus.

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  2. I'm almost the "THE AVERAGE GAY GUY " almost

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