After
Jorgeousâs definitive lip sync victory last week, thereâs not
much left to resolve. (The girls couldnât even be bothered to read Orionâs
overly long mirror message.)
Thereâs also
no time to spare. Ru introduces this weekâs challenge to create a runway using
random junk Michelle Visage allegedly bought late night on Amazon like Miranda
Hobbes, and weâre off to the races.
Itâs a whirlwind in the Werk Room as the ladies start tearing open the boxes and divvying up the trash from the slightly-more-useful trash. Willow is at immediate disadvantage given her troubles with her fingers, but she manages to scrounge around the leftover wreckage for pieces to create a nightmarish childrenâs toy.
As soon as
Willow reveals her idea, Daya Betty swoops in to tell her in no uncertain terms
that SHE is doing a babydoll something and she will NOT change it.
Itâs the
earliest sign of Dayaâs full heel turn. Sheâs already maniacally focused on
landing in the top this week, spending the majority of the episode muttering to
herself about how THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES. SHEâS NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS. SHE SHOPS
AT THRIFT STORES.
Itâs
exhausting, but itâs just the tip of the rapidly crumbling iceberg. What really
pushes her into full mental meltdown is a visit from Ru and Carson. It starts
with a familiar impulse. You know, a queen is safe for weeks on end and starts
to resent even the bottom-ranking girls for their one-on-one time with Ru. Itâs
resolved for most queens by either using it as motivation to snag a top win, or
it proves to be a curse as their long-awaited time with the judges is a bottom
placement (if not a lip sync).
For what itâs
worth, Daya at least disrupts the usual narrative. Instead of sweating it until
she hits the runway, Daya seizes the opportunity to cut to the chase and ask Ru
directly for some feedback.
Itâs perfectly
reasonable, but itâs a reality show no-no. These visits are about laying the
foundations for the episodeâs subplots; save the drama for the runway!
Unfortunately,
Daya gets exactly what she asks for. Carson and Ru read her for being too close
to her drag inspo, Crystal Methyd. Itâs the same criticism they had when she
first faced elimination earlier this season. As much as she tries to shrug off
the comparison, she struggles to define the differences between them both in
her confessional interviews and in her live Lady Macbeth breakdown. Crystalâs a
clown ⊠but Daya is also funny! Crystal is playful, Daya is âalso still a good
party fun time.â Ok, gurl! Iâm just saying, if it walks like a Crystal and it
talks like a Crystal âŠ
Lady Camden
gets promising early reviews from Ru, but she gets an important note, too: She
needs a bigger lip. As inexplicable as some of Ruâs feedback/behavior can be at
times, sheâs absolutely right on this one. Camden is also hungry for a win
after weeks of strong performances. Sheâs got a great vision, combining strips
of an inflatable kiddie pool to create a pastel bodypiece adorned with
coordinating netting flowing behind. Itâs great.
The judges have some concerns over Maddyâs non-descript character costume and Angeriaâs fabric choice. However, itâs Jorgeous that once again seems to be in the most danger.
She canât
quite get a furry piece of fleece to work, and she finds herself scrapping the
whole thing and scrounging in Angeriaâs leftovers at the last minute. She
quickly throws together a printed shower curtain with some cookie-cutter
accents instead. Itâs rough enough for the other queens to really worry about a
bottom two finish, because theyâre sure theyâd be up against the newly minted
lip sync assassin, Jorgeous.
On the runway,
Jorgeous sells the hell out of the garment. Here is all that sexy confidence
the judges have been waiting for, just wrapped in a Wet Seal knockoff of
Kerriâs Versace dress from two weeks ago. Her shining personality is definitely
enough to keep her safe, in my opinion.
But itâs not
up to me. Ru thinks the whole thing is worthy of this weekâs win, despite it
being literally thrown together at the last minute into a body suit in
Michelleâs least favorite color. Look, I love Jorgeous too, but this is
insanity. I canât imagine there will be much of gay twitter left standing after
this, possibly one of the most off-key judgesâ calls in herstory.
The win wouldâve made much more sense on Lady Camden, whose pastel angel outfit turned out downright heavenly (and she smartly applied a larger lip to address Ruâs criticism). Or even Angeria, who walked a flawless, elegant LBD down the runway that looked just as good as any poly-cotton blend would. They both get top marks, but fall short on the win, thanks to Ruâs obsession with Jorgeous.
The judges get
it closer with this weekâs bottoms. Maddy absolutely whiffed the challenge,
cobbling together a lopsided mess that she tries to pass off as the next âCoat of Many
of Colors.â The judges can barely muster pithy comments as they rip it to
shreds. Itâs just plain bad.
DeJa gets
slightly dinged for crafting cheap accessories from gold doilies, but the
judges are gaga for her Grecian-inspired dress. Filling out the bottom is
surprisingly Jasmine, a queen whose always looked stunning on the runway. The
problem here stems from over-embellishing â a problem weâre seeing the judges
harp on time and time again this season. (Because, you know, drag is about
RESTRAINT ⊠)
In truth, it
doesnât seem nearly as egregious as, say, Maddy, but thatâs where weâve got to
duck into this weekâs Untucked. Usually, I donât cover the Untucked in
these recaps, but USUALLY they donât edit it into the main episode, so Iâm
making an exception.
Backstage,
Daya is already seething assuming itâs Jasmine in the top, and, in her mind,
she only wrapped some fabric around her waist. (It makes her face crack after
JORGEOUS is announced the winner even sweeter.) But the real meat of Untucked is
between the weekâs presumed bottoms, Maddy and Jasmine.
It all starts
because Maddy attempts to make a bold, brave proclamation that sheâs
staying, she is staying, and you, and you, youâre gonna love her, or
whatever. I get that itâs supposed to be about self-empowerment and not a
direct threat to Jasmine, but itâs kind of hard not to take it that way.
Jasmine then
proceeds to completely destroy Maddy in truly epic fashion. Maddy is trying to
cover her insecurity with bravado, but Jasmine is dismissing her so thoroughly,
itâs borderline cruel. Jasmine flat-out tells Maddy she is not worried at all
about this lip sync. She is not pressed, in the slightest. She doesnât miss a
beat, and Maddy is left obviously shook. Am I on Jasmineâs side here? Am I
becoming a villain? All I know is I couldnât help but yell GET HER in support
throughout the whole exchange.
By the time
the queens return to the runway, Jasmine is practically salivating, hungry to
rip Maddy limb from limb. The lip sync is to BeyoncĂ©âs âSugar Mama,â an
absolutely killer track for this.
Maddy is fine.
Better than expected, even. But itâs just no contest. Jasmine acts like that
cavernous studio is the friggin Super Bowl halftime show, murdering the choreo
and slamming her body on the floor. Itâs like using a mastercrafted samurai
sword to slice deli salami. Itâs gorgeous, but a tad overkill.
And thus ends
Maddyâs run, and weâre already down to less than 10 queens. Letâs see where
they stand in our rankings.
1. Angeriaâs excellent Drag Race run continues this week as she created one of the most stylish and ready-for-the-runway garments. She also is gunning for Miss Congeniality by saving Jorgeous with some last-minute fabric options and giving us a goofy moment when she needed Kerri to explain what a step-and-repeat is. As Michelle said, I keep waiting for this bitch to fall, and sheâs just not falling.
2.
The edit had me worried for Willow this
week, but she brought her freaky vision to life. She tends to have the clearest
concepts each week, and it makes me really excited to see what her twisted
brain comes up with next.
3.
There wasnât much Bosco this
week, but what we saw was solid. If anything, she was a more worthy top choice
than the eventual winner, Jorgeous.
4.
Huge week for Lady Camden. Ru
was so right about the bigger lip. She looked gorgeous on the runway. The
upgraded mug and fantastic fashion on the runway bumps Camden up to a solid top
four, even if her angelic outfit was robbed of this weekâs win.
5.
No hate for Jorgeous, a
beautiful queen with a lovable personality and serious dance skills, but this
was not her week to win.
6.
Well, weâve got our season villain in Daya
Betty. She came in hot already popping off on DeJa at the top of the
episode, and she slipped further and further into her spiral from there. Itâs
clear that she really doesnât know how to differentiate herself from Crystal
Methyd. Her weird puppet outfit and makeup were solid, but ⊠couldâve been worn
on Crystal in season 12.
7.
Kerri is thankfully stepping up and taking Kornbreadâs spot as talking
head queen. She added some levity to the proceedings with little jokes and
extended metaphor. She got a few opportunities to share more of her background
this week, both with Ru and with the other girls in the Werk Room. I just wish
her outfit came together as beautifully as her narrative did. Instead, she
mustâve just barely missed the bottom.
8.
I didnât have as much of a problem
with Jasmineâs lewk as the judges did, but, then again, âtoo muchâ
tends to be my whole aesthetic. Jasmine still packs plenty of talent, but the
judges tend to run hot and cold with her. She made a fan out of me on Untucked keeping
it truly 100 and letting Maddy know sheâs no match in a lip sync.
9.
DeJaâs Grecian gown was gorgeous, but not pretty enough. DeJa is a
seamstress, so this was her challenge to blow out of the water. After
surprising in acting/comedy challenges, it was a big letdown to see her slip
backward. She needs to give us something to get excited, especially up against
queens like Angeria, Willow and Jorgeous that push all of Ruâs right buttons.
10. In some ways, itâs a shame to see Maddy go. We barely
scratched the surface on what it means to be a cishet drag queen, and sheâs
already gone. At the end of the day, was Maddy qualified for this contest? Or
was she cast primarily for being straight? Jasmine was right. She shouldnât
have worried about Maddy, because Maddy frankly was just not on the same level
as the other girls. Iâm not convinced she was unqualified because sheâs
straight (though Iâm not convinced thatâs not part of it), but, regardless,
even the judges couldnât pretend to take it seriously. I canât shake the
feeling weâll finish this story with Maddy on an upcoming All Stars season.
How would you
rank the queens?
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