
Everyone loves
a lip sync, and thereâs something inherently exciting about watching this,
essentially, non-contact sport. Itâs combative, offensive and defensive, and
beautiful art. Most folks assumed the game within the game would yield a
lip-sync heavy episode, that was never in doubt. Itâs the stakes that left some
fans feeling flazéda.
As they say,
âpreviously eliminated queens rarely make herstory,â or something. So, even
though the prospect of some kind of lip-sync round robin sounds entertaining,
the top four feels fairly locked. But, sure, weâll go along for the ride. In
fact, one could argue, the fans prefer it this way. Why should some queen come
sashaying back down that runway without having to spill her guts on Pink Table
Talk or designing Drag Tots? It just doesnât seem fair.

Thatâs where
this Drag Race All Stars seasonâs twist comes into play.
Instead of merely winning a round or two of syncs, the eliminated queens have
been battling week after week. The earlier they were eliminated, the more gals
they have to beat. The structure acknowledges itâs not just about returning to
the game, but earning a spot in the Top Five. Itâs a subtle distinction, but an
important one. (I could see future iterations that also have them walking off
in previous runway categories or mini versions of maxi challenges.)
Thereâs also
the great visual of seeing Ru in her past lewks and the previous guest judges.
It lends a really nice reminder that this game has been playing out under our
noses.
In terms of
this here recap, I have to say: Lip syncs are a visual medium, mama, so Iâll
spare you the full blow-by-blow, but you should make time to watch them all.
Anyway, all I
want to talk about is Silky.
Hereâs a queen
pilloried by the fandom. Someone whose big, confident personality might not
have exactly matched her skillset, but generated such nuclear heat on social
media, it even played out in the comments here. But after tonight? How could
you not be a fan?

The elusive
Ru-demption of Drag Race All Stars is the reason weâre watching. I
didnât expect to see any queen plow through six lip syncs, let alone so many
iconic moments. Silky made her return in the second sync of the evening (after
a rather âfineâ face-off between Serena ChaCha and Jiggly). Silky smartly takes
her first win from Jiggly, using the bouncy, easy tune of âGirls Just Wanna
Have Funâ to prepare a full cocktails â glass, ice, all â made only using
supplies hidden in her chest. Itâs a classic Silky move, but more complex than
the milk and cookies weâve seen. That slight play with expectations elevates
the bit even more, and it secures Silky her first win.
With Yara up
next, it feels like this will just be a progression of one-offs as the queens
move forward basically in order of elimination with maybe a twist or two along
the way.
The song is
âPoint of No Returnâ by Nu Shooz ExposĂ©, an underrated bop if there
ever was one. Itâs cheesy and campy, but sexy with a good beat. My money is on
Yara, but I soon regret it. Silky reveals a pair of pants that alone are worthy
of the win. Theyâve got these massive stripes of fringe running down the
outside of the legs. Theyâre stupendous. But, Silky also cranks up the energy,
shimmying those sparkles like her actual life is on the line. Itâs another
notch for Silky.
I mean, Silky
probably doesnât need to bring it as hard as she does against Scarlet in the
next round to Cherâs âSong for the Lonely.â Scarletâs performance is the least
hungry of all the comeback queens, but Silky continues to give enough for two.
This time, sheâs got a big, olâ color guard flag to wave dramatically at just
the right moment. Another one bites the dust, and Silky presses on.
At this point,
itâs tough not to root for Silky. Sheâs clearly working her ass off out there.
Now, sheâs built some real momentum. Now, thereâs tension. How much longer can
she keep it up? Who will be the one to stop her?
Not, AâKeria,
sadly. Itâs the first twist in a one-two punch, showing AâKeria refusing Ruâs
invitation to the game. It really did feel like AâKeria was drained by the time
she went home, so I get not wanting to do yet another incredibly difficult
thing when youâre already low. (I mean, after the last year, who canât relate?)
If that wasnât
a gag enough, when Ru breaks the news to Silky that she gets by to the next
round, Silky instead asks to perform her lip sync anyway, solo. Yâall. Iâm
losing it. Fully screaming, hands waving in the air like Kermit, three snaps in
a Z-formation, all of it. Iâm sweating Astroglide. It is a great, gay moment
only made all the sweeter by the absolutely bonkers performance it is! First
off, the track is Aquaâs âBarbie Girl.â Already good. Silky serves season seven
split-gender realness, painting half herself as a slinky showgirl and the other
as a tracksuit-wearing f***boi.
She performs
the dialogue like a TikTok filter come to life. Iâm howling, the judges are
howling, the entire queer community is howling in some shared
consciousness 101 Dalmatians Twilight Bark. A legendary
performance. An absolute KWEEN move to demand to perform anyway. Someone put
this in the Library of Congress.
OK, you may be
thinking, how long can this run last? Jan is up next, and you know she is
coming with lethal peppiness. We get Goth Jan, which is my favorite Jan,
because itâs so obviously incongruous with her personality. She risks it all
(including spinal slippage) putting everything into a passionate performance of
Pat Benatarâs âHeartbreaker,â another excellent lip sync choice. Itâs still no
match for Silky once the good doctor somehow procures a mostly full-scale
guitar prop that she uses for a solo that would make Pete Townsend himself tuck
a sweaty $20 bill in her bra if this were in a bar. She ends it perfectly with
a Phoebe Bridgers-esque guitar smash that seals the deal.
If you thought
the stakes were high before, Iâm starting to get lightheaded thinking thereâs
just two more girls for Silky to beat. She already beat four. Is she really
going to pull this off?
Next up is
Pandora, and itâs to an Ariana Grande song, so not exactly something she could
sink her teeth into (like, I donât know, Dolly Partonâs âMe and Little Andyâ).
Still, she does better than I would have guessed, successfully selling sexy
while still leaving some room for funny faces. Silks gives us a more direct
Ariana interpretation and hits one of her signature back bumps that always look
like they MUST hurt, right? Itâs a solid outing for both, and Silky, again,
moves forward.
JUST ONE DOLL
LEFT. Itâs Eureka. And the track is âSince U Been Gone,â maybe one of the most
universally beloved, definitive pop songs of the 21st Century? Do you know
anyone who would, like, CHANGE THE STATION if it came on? Moms, ironic
hipsters, cheugy PR account managers, former frat bros ⊠itâs
irresistible. And itâs tailor-made for iconic performances. Eureka is
coming in hot, giving it her all. Sheâs even wearing her late motherâs
LifeAlert for inspiration. Ticking all the boxes here for a well-earned win.
Silky is
prepared, too. Maybe too prepared. Sheâs telling a story about her motherâs
weightloss. (I mean, is this the time?) It involves a sort of Missy Elliot
trash bag suit, some light calisthenics and then a reveal to a sexy little
number underneath. Unfortunately, the reveal snags, sheâs stuck in the bodysuit,
and the whole triumphant run sort of crumbles.
At least
thatâs how it seems. You know Mama Ru isnât letting us all off the hook that
easily. We wonât learn the winner until nexy week. Yes, thatâs cheap (and very
expected), but I donât mind it here. It feels as if Eureka is going to take
this win, and a week removed from watching Silkyâs thrilling lip sync dominance
will take the sting out of it, a bit. I also think itâs within the realm of
possibility they bring back both Eureka and Silky for the next challenge, but
two girls will be sent home.
According to
(my) All Stars Rules, rankings are suspended for the week, but since I am a
completionist:

1. Silky.
What did you
think of the episode? Share your thoughts and predictions in the comments!
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