Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Guest Judges: Coco Austin and Paulina PorizkovaMini-Challenge: Create a mannequin doll in pairs for "America's Junior Drag Superstar" pageantMini-Challenge Winners: Alaska and Lineysha SparxMain Challenge: Split into two teams and star in children's TV ShowsChallenge Winner: DetoxMain Challenge Prize: Wig wardrobe from New Attitude WigsBottom Two: Coco Montrese and Monica Beverly HillzLip Synch Song: When I Grow Up by The Pussycat DollsEliminated: Monica Beverly Hillz
I’m going to be honest with you: I was tipsy on white wine and positively drunk with joy at Serena ChaCha’s removal from the competition last week. No one misses her, and her memory is wiped away like so much lipstick off the mirror.
Of course, everyone wants to express their unending support for Monica Beverly Hillz now that she’s outed herself as transgendered, but ain’t nobody got time for affirmations when there’s a good, old-fashioned feud still a-brewing. Love and acceptance are cute and all, but we need some action. Vivienne Pinay (at the urging of the producers, I assume) prods both Alyssa Edwards and Coco Montrese about their prior drama, but is stymied by their shared ability to talk endlessly without actually saying anything. It’s a shame that the opening credits play right as the conversation gets started, because I can’t imagine when there will be an opportunity to bring this up again.