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Sunday, June 26, 2011

TRUE BLOOD SERIES RECAP

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Are you dying to jump on theTrue Blood bandwagon, but too far behind to catch up on all three seasons before this Sunday’s premiere? HBO has got you covered with this handy dandy five-minute recap clip, seen below.
Not unlike those famously informative Lost catch-up sessions, the cable giant has assembled everything you need to know about Sookie Stackhouse, Bill Compton and the rest of Bon Temps into a nice little package. Now there’s no reason for you to miss out on True Blood‘s special brand of fun.
PLEASE WATCH THE SEASON PREMIER & LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES. MY CABLE COMPANY GOT A NEW HBO PACKAGE & WE WON'T SEE THE PREMIERE UNTIL JULY 10th! 

THE "PERFECT" PASTOR

The perfect pastor preaches exactly 10 minutes.


He [or she] condemns sin roundly but never hurts anyone's feelings.

He [or she] works from 8 AM until midnight and is also the church janitor.

The perfect pastor makes $40 a week, wears good clothes, drives a good car, buys good books, and donates $30 a week to the church.

He [or she] is 29 years old and has 40 years experience.

Above all, he [or she] is handsome.

The perfect pastor has a burning desire to work with teenagers, and he [or she] spends most of their time with the senior citizens.

He [or she] smiles all the time with a straight face because he [or she] has a sense of humor that keeps them seriously dedicated to the church.

He [or she] makes 15 home visits a day and is always in the office to be handy when needed.

The perfect pastor always has time for church council and! all of its committees. He [or she] never misses the meeting of any church organization and is always busy evangelizing the unchurched.

The perfect pastor is always in the next church over!

If your pastor does not measure up, simply send this entry to six other churches that are tired of their pastor, too.

Then bundle up your pastor and send him [or her] to the church at the top of the list.

If everyone cooperates, in one week you will receive 2048 pastors.

One of them should be perfect.

Have faith one church broke the chain and got its old pastor back in less than three months.


¿WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF THE "PERFECT" PASTOR?

REVIEW OF JUMPING THE BROOM





In Jumping The Broom, two very divergent worlds intersect as two African American families from very different socioeconomic backgrounds are brought together for a wedding on Martha's Vineyard. 

Paula Patton stars as Sabrina Watson, tired of the dating scene  she makes a promise to not give,'' away her cookies'', until she meets the perfect man. As fate or maybe accident would have it,she literally runs over Jason Taylor on the street played by Laz Alonso. After a six month whirlwind romance and a job opportunity in China,Taylor proposes to Sabrina. As the impending nuptials arrive, their very different worlds are set for a head-on and explosive collision where secrets are revealed and classism raises its ugly head. This begs the question, will they or won't they jump the broom?

What's Good About the Movie:

It is a funny ,fairly well written and executed movie with some good performances from Angela Bassett ,Loretta Devine and  Paula Patton. 


What's Bad about the Movie:

There were some scenes that felt very forced and unnecessary like the cougar story line with Romeo and Angela played by Tasha Smith or it probably was Romeo's performance that killed it for me.


Overall Grade: A-, It's an entertaining film that will definitely make you LOL while it also tugs at your heartstrings.

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