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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

21 DUMB REASONS TO CHEAT ON HIM...





  1. Because
    you are GAY.

  2. All
    your friends have done it and you don't want to be left out.

  3. It's
    just sex AND you want to live a little.

  4. Your
    boyfriend thinks he might be bisexual.
     

  5. You
    have a sex addiction. If that's not the case, it's still a good excuse to use
    should you ever get caught.
     

  6. You
    can't remember the last time you had GREATsex with him.
     

  7. Wrong
    number - but the voice on the other end of the line sounds so nice...You meet
    up for a quickie.
     

  8. The
    man is just so gorgeous - it would be a crime not to...
     

  9. You
    are on a diet and more sex you can get will burn the calories.
     

  10. Revenge
    if he cheated on you first.
     

  11. Every
    man should have some secrets.
     

  12. You
    are in a long-distance relationship and what he doesn’t won’t hurt him.
     

  13. You're
    stressed about your job, your friends are acting up and he won't stop nagging.
     

  14. You
    want to punish your partner. That's all.
     

  15. The other man has a nice place AND money to spear…and
    you've always wanted to get dirty with the finer things in life.
     

  16. You
    don’t LOVE him but don’t want to leave
    him.
     

  17. You're
    in the mood for an adventure.
     

  18. You're
    on a solo business trip and feeling lonely.
     

  19. You're
    nearing a mid-life OR quarter-life crisis.
     

  20. His
    sex drive is on cruise control.
     

  21. His
    dick is TOO small and you need so much
    more…

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